New England B.S. Thread

The white girl just called her mommy. Maybe they are all hers lol

 

Just say no and walk away! You don't need that in your life.

 

Back into her and find out,,, I mean back your truck into her vehicle and find out who she is

 

Well... at least you know she puts out

 

Yeah trying to find a woman who is good to kids, doesn't have 20 kids of her own, and isn't completly bonkers isn't an easy thing to do.

 

I would say you'll get 2 out of 3 there.

 

We're beginning to approach that Seinfeld episode where Gerry got to meet the hot chick across the street because he knew who hit her car...

 

Noooo I don't want to settle for that "you can only have 2" scenario. If she's going to be bonkers, she better be a damn swimsuit model or something.

 

You're proving my point. She can be a smoke show who's great with kids but batshit crazy. Smokeshow who's perfectly sane but you wouldn't trust to watch your cactus for a weekend. If you want smoking hot, there are trade-offs my friend!

 

Reminds me of this lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjZIPClPR6I

 

This is a fascinating conversation

 

Fascinating but very true. Mike nailed it. It's going to be 2 out of 3

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1ZJiBHh-Yw

 

Supposedly my parents knew a guy who played this song at his wedding reception, and that might have been the shortest lived marrage ever.

 

Engineering 101

 

That's Jimmy Soul! Not the coasters... C'mon...

 

All I did was Google "ugly woman your wife"haha

 

I just wanted to point this out to everyone. You're welcome

 

What are you talking about? I put the gimp suit there! That's function and form right there, pure practicality!