Work Restroom Etiquette

Noise??? Did it sound like the rumble of a truck or a rhino coming from the stall...this sounds very unusual...

 

What is up with #9 and #0?

 

Midgets.

 

They forgot to put the upperdecker on there. Pffff. Amateurs

 

I had a revelation today that the work urinal is poorly designed. I've been judging people, it looks like erroneously, for dribbling on the floor. Turns out there is a flaw in the urinal. When the motion detector tells it to flush it, flushes at a high enough velocity that it drips a little.

 

I'm 53 and when I was 7 or 8 I walked into a stall and seen where someone had took a turd, picked it up in T.P. and used it like a crayon to write 'SHIT' on the window above the toilet....then left it up on the sill.
To this day....40 something years later, when someone mentions disgusting restrooms, I picture 'Ol Mr. Hanky just sitting there.

 

Ok, I gotta get in on this shit. We got a guy at work who is too short for the stall, and his legs swings like a toddler. Not a big deal, some people are short, but he takes his badge and some other clothing items off and puts them on the floor while he's in there. We literally call him shitbadge. I can't imaging all the crap on his badge and jacket. Ugh.

 

Wasn't at work but the other day I was in the Costco restroom. Guy goes up to the urinal right next to mine for maybe 4 seconds, checks out my junk, then walks off.

 

@Kelvin I fly about once a month, this always happens in airport bathrooms to me. Normally some guy 55+ and just looks right at your junk while unzipping their pants. Bugs the fuck out of me.

 

The last guy that did this shit to me I looked him in the eyes and said do you like looking at other peoples dicks while in the bathroom?The guy pissed all over himself as he couldn't get out of there fast enough because the guy on the other side said you look at my dick I will beat you into submission.......

And just an update the FNG quit his job!!

So I wonder why the pic I posted was deleted?

 

We got brand-spanking new toilets yesterday at work.
Annihilating one rivaled the feeling of brand new socks.

 

Had a coworker in the stall next to me burp hella loud while takin a BM, thought that was a little odd

 

Looks like the classic homeless dude drying off his ass after a sink shower.

 

I know I'm not the only one at work who does this but seems when talk g a shit in our 4 hole you have to try and make most noise when someone walks in. Sometimes its hard to not crack a laugh.

 

On my internship we had a guy who would take a shit or piss or whatever and walk out of the bathroom and reach in the fridge and grab the meat cheese etc that they supplied us and start making a sammich. We knew be didn't wash his hands. Because the sink was outside of the bathroom in plain sight of the fridge and our offices. Called him dirty dick hands. I brought or ate out for lunch from then on.

 

It sounds like there is a dude giving birth right now in the restroom at work, terrible.
Our store has been open 4.5 hours and already a stall is trashed, I feel sorry for the cleaning lady.