Dick's Dank Yank Wank Tank

Could be Irish or from Montana (answers in stealth font).

Why do Irish ranchers tuck their pants in their boots? It's where they stick the sheep's hind legs.
Why do Montana cowboys wear Levi 501s? Sheep can hear zippers.
Why do Irish ranchers like to fuck sheep on a cliff's edge? The sheep push back.

 

1. Shit can get deep out there.

2. Gives them more time to get away from the freak when he uses spit on his hand to lube up.

3. Easy to get rid of the evidence.

 

...aaaaand just bought these.
Squadron-R Sport, LED Wide Cornering, Amber, but they are going to swap black bezels on them, like the Pros. And black screws.


And this.




I'll have to go clear a spot on the parts shelf for them.

 

Nice!!

 

Put em next to the aluminum sawhors....

oh nevermind

 

I'll buy you a pair if you put them in your aluminum bu...oh nevermind.

 

at least I have one

 

I've said too much

 

cute*

 

Poppycock

GTFO

#sealbeaterprobs

 

I step away for 2 meetings and you people blow up my build thread

 

That's just how we roll. Try and keep up already.

 

Should have told me that before I started drinking

 

Lame excuse, its not like you haven't been here before.

Now we know what you mean by "meeting". I presume a 2 hour meeting means you're past a buzz, and thoroughly sloshed.

 

How else would you spend a Thursday evening?

 

dusting the pieces on your build's parts shelf?