Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

only old people say that

 

I felt old at 22 because my GF was 19. Felt old at 25 cuz my GF was 20. Felt old at 27 because my GF was 20. Now I just feel old because my bones hurt.

 

My wife's 10 years younger than me. Inspires me to keep up. Which I may or may not be doing.

 

*12

 

5* lol

 

The older the berry the sweeter the juice.

 

Told the Wife, people age like wine- Men age like a fine wine, they just get better with age, women age like bad wine, they just turn in to vinegar. I laughed, she grumbled. Win win.

 

Jamz: I can get in those panties in....3 words.

 

It's ok I'm equivalent to a 2 year old

 

Im 27... But I've been acting 40 since I was 10 years old.

 

I'm 26!

 

36.857 is the average.

 

I'm below average...usually I'd say FML, but this is a good thing so I'll say "Nerd!" for calculating it

 

and don't act a day over 25 ol

 

Dude, I was already in excel, as I am for at least 1/2 the work day, and just created a new tab....because I'm a nerd.

I actually put usernames next to ages. The next column will be "vehicle" followed by "description". I put "below average" next to your name.

 

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