Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

It's a nice cool 68* here today

 

Yankee dick....

 

Hey now, I own land in Texas! and by that I mean my parents own land in Texas, just like they own my car

 

but were you born in Texas?

 

Nope. I was born in the Gateway to the West

 

This seems like something @Stalker would do.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BHLVjw5jvG7/

Selfie stick and all.

 

Hey! That glitter doesn't just clean itself off.

 

looks awesome
shes really pretty tho

 

then Lurkin's insult stands

 

I'm sure when all that water and soap leaks into the electronics, she'll realize how bad of an idea that was.

 

No insult. Factual and actual.

 

...it's going to cost some butt stuff though...

 

ehh I leave my top off all the time and it gets rained all over

 

You have a TJ. Simple stuff in the cab. And a hamster on a wheel under the hood. Worse you damage is the radio.

 

#hamsterlivesmatter, stop the forced drownings!

 

You could always buy another one, you're about due aren't you?

 

mines at 05..
dunno, its had up to 5 inches in it before..

 

damn, I just broke 5k a day ago. Had her for 8 months now

 

this made me spit out coffee on my computer