GraveYard Shift BS

Not me. On days off, I end up awake on my couch at 3am staring at the ceiling, and passing out about the time the sun is rising

 

I get that all the time when im picking up beer at the local conveinience store on the way home.

The conversation usually goes like this....

Customer: little early to be drinking isnt it? "Snicker".

Me: "I'm an elementary school bus driver, i need to down a few of these before i pick the kids up".

Cashier always winks at me.

 

ha HA! that's fuckin' golden...

 

Its still very odd to me that even after being on nites for 17 yrs, that people assume everyone in the world is just like them and have "normal" lives.

Anyway....some goodies came in for my Tavor today. Cant wait to get home and install before i head to palmetto state armory.
To damn hot to be shooting outdoors.

 

I hate it when I get off work at 0530 and the stores can't sell beer or alcohol before 0600. I usually let them put it back instead of waiting 5-10 min. after working 12+ hours, aint nobody got time for that.

 

I'm pretty sure my buddy works there..
fun fact, I was born in greenville

 

Ah, cool.

Born in PA, raised in IN.
Moved here for work in 2001 and again in 2007. I usually dont do indoors with my rifles. I mean...whats the point at 25 yard targets. But, no plans this weekend as im not heading home to visit fam for the holiday.

 

Priceless . Ive seen guys leave the plant at 5am and as soon as they are out the gate they pull over and get beer out of the ice chest and continue home.

 

Need something a little stronger to be a school bus driver today. I'd backhand slap the hell out of most of them

 

you makin out alright tonight? slow and safe?

 

6AM came pretty quick. Had a mentally ill person stab his brother in the stomach with his diabetes testing needle. Now, for a beer

 

See above post lol

 

woof. that sounds...fun.

I forget about you right coasters...still 90mins for me then I'll be kicked back on the couch drinkin a beer w the canine.

 

Just Baker Acted him. He gets to go tell a doctor why he stabbed his brother with a needle. Brother was fine, tiny needle barely made a pinhole.

 

25 mins left. All you guys be safe this weekend, especially the LEO's.

And i dont want to see any of you on youtube come monday morning, shooting roman candles or bottle rockets out of yer anus.

Happy early 4th fellas.

 

that's like the detox for the sanity-drunk?

 

likewise, brothers. stay safe out there with all the riff-raff that's bound to be around this weekend.

 

Yeah lol. Involuntary psych evaluation

 

Take all the fun out of the holiday why don't ya?

 

Well, my last night shift started out with a house fire, car struck by lightning, disturbance call, and rape allegation call.

I'm now 3 reports deep.