This guy does not care

Originally Posted: Wed, 23 Sep 14:40 PDT

To the guy doing my wife at my house - mw4mw

Date: 2009-09-23, 2:40PM PDT



To the guy doing my wife. You know who you are. Yes I know. No I am not angry; I would just ask a few things of you. After all you are giving it to my wife.

1. Please stop leaving the seat up, I keep getting blamed and it is starting to get old.

2. You may be giving me a chance to go fishing more often but please stop drinking all my beer. It is fine if you have a couple while you visit (god knows I drink plenty before I find her attractive), but please leave me a few as I have to be there longer than you.

3. If you do drink the last one buy more or leave money on the counter I will pick some up.

4. Please replace the toilet paper when you use it all. For some reason my 5 year old son believes if its not there he does not have to wipe. We keep it under the sink, unless you can recommend a better spot?

5. After doing my wife please use something disposable to wipe off with. The basket of clothes on the right is mine and the clothes are clean as my wife does not do my washing, I run out of time rushing to work. Last week my sweatshirt was crusty (thanks).

6. Please do not tell my children that you are their uncle, they are young not
mentally challenged.

7. Please stop turning the heat up, you pay nothing and MUD is putting it in my ass, my wife may like it but I think it hurts.

8. When she asks "do these pants make me look fat", say no. You may think giving a different answer will make her think twice about eating a gallon of ice cream a day but all you are doing is giving her a reason to go buy more pants that she will look just as fat in.

9.Stop eating the baked goods. The brownies you ate were from my mom for my birthday. My wife has not cooked anything that good for years and if she does she will not share.

10. Try shifting your weight when you sit on my chair. The recliner that I rarely have time for (soccer games and practice, basketball camp for the kids takes much of my time and I try to help with school work too) has a grove in it that forces me to roll to the left.

Lastly I would like thank you for taking her to lunch on Valentines Day. She was not as hungry as usual and only ordered one meal. I may be able to use the money I saved to take the children to a movie. I hope you can help me with these items, it may become awkward if I have to confront her. If you can do this for me I will give you a heads up on when I will be gone and for how long so that you don't feel rushed.

P.S. I am going to take the kids to the Sunset State Beach Camping on the 26th of September for two days; I have a bottle of vodka above the fridge if you find yourself low on beer.

Thanks. This was not written by anyone named [deleted].

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Thats awesome. Did you find it on the best of craigs list?

 

Nice!

 

talk about just putting it all out there....sheesh Gotta love brutal honesty. I wonder if "the other guy" saw that post.

 

LOL..reminds me of the post I put up on CL after the low life piece of shit stole my winch..haha. Damn I wished I had saved that post

 

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Funny ass shit!

 

yes, I would have liked to have seen that.

 

you should respond to the ad, and ask for a hundred dollars to take her out
( as a joke )



that part made me laugh, 80 calls 50 text and photos, that is wild!!

JASPER COUNTY, Iowa --
An Iowa woman said she was scared when total strangers started calling her in the middle of the night responding to an online ad that she didn't know anything about.
A personals ad on the craigslist.org Web site was placed using Jody Karns' phone number.
Karns said the ad involves in a complicated and bitter family dispute, some of which is out of the reach of law enforcement. But she said in this case, somebody went too far and she thinks law enforcement should do something about it.
"I got a phone call at 12:30 from a man who said he was driving to me to meet me because I wanted two men," said Karns. "I was scared. I wasn't just going to go to bed and relax. You can't. The first person that called said that he was in his car, driving, coming to see me. And it's like whoa, uh uh."
Karns said the call was just the first call several weeks ago. Her phone records show that minutes later, another call rang and then another.

More than 80 incoming calls, more than 50 text messages and explicit e-mailed photos, all because of an online ad that she said she never placed.

The ad said Karns was looking for two men to "put this fire out." It ran on the casual adult encounter section on craigslist.org.
Karns said she thinks she knows who posted the ad. She admits that after taking many calls from strange men, she changed her voice mail, directing Craigslist callers to the suspect's phone number.
Jasper County Attorney Mike Jacobsen said Karns may have committed criminal harassment against the other person she believes may have posted the ad, which is one of several reasons why he said he would not pursue the case.
Jacobsen said the ad is part of a family dispute. He also said the Craigslist incident is an Internet misdemeanor harassment case, which would take too much time and effort to pursue.

"Do I have to get raped? Do I have to get beaten for them to say, 'Oh, ----, maybe we should have done something two months ago? Because, like I said, people are still calling," said Karns.

Jacobsen said he's written a letter to Karns explaining why he won't prosecute, which she should receive Wednesday.

Karns said she had craigslist.org ad removed shortly after it first appeared, but apparently some men saved it and have been calling her over a period of weeks, and as recently as last week.

 

hahahahaaa