MAN CARD VIOLATIONS

http://jalopnik.com/pokemon-go-user-playing-while-driving-successfully-catc-1783609111

 

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=toms+shoes+men

 

Wait, that's not how you do it?

 

You're supposed to add 2", then round up.

 

Guys that prefer cats over dogs!

 

Crying because you just got fuked in the Azz and didn't even get a reach around.

 

what?

 

Sweet, in that case I'm a solid 2.5

 

you didn't see my 25 yr old son prancing around on black rock playa wearing tiger striped pajama onsies, his normally shaggy long black hair in a man bun, while driving his M925A1 5-ton 6x6 disco party wagon on the 4th of July.... sadly (or maybe luckily), I don't have a pic of this outfit. Changing a tire on that rig is a major project (14.00x20. 49" tall and about 300 lbs on the rim)

 

fify

 

I have never heard of that website and I promise you, I will never forget it. It is going to come in handy

 

I fucking LOVED mine - 85K489. Best part of mobile comm.

X2 on changing a tire. Pneumatic wrench and wheel dollies necessary.

 

Might want to slap a NSFW on there. I clicked and immediately looked over my shoulder to make sure no one was around. have to get a better look at home.

 

Jamz has the top knot covered. You'll grow another beard this winter.

 

It takes a brave man to stop Trump from getting his hand over the Nuke It button.

 

guys that wear pleated pants

If a situation requires you wear dockers or dress pants then at least go to the men's section and get flat front pants lol

 

I need the pleats to fit everything in there.

 

They're shoes