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Just got the shipping notification for my Carhartt seat covers.

 

Post up some pics of the Carhartt's installed when you get that done. (Please) I've read good and bad on them, but the seats on my 2011 are taking a beating and need covers.

 

X2

 

Will do. There are several threads on them, but pics aren't that great. The fastidious types don't care for their not-as-tight-and-perfect-as-leather-seat-covers look (duh), but my needs are protection from an 11-month-old from now until...the distant future, plus camping/daily grime during projects, etc. The SR5 fabric is fucking lame and difficult to clean. If you need to be convinced, try rubbing some dogshit on them that got stuck to the bottom of your kid's car seat when you set it down on the mowstrip for 10 seconds. Plus they will add protection and pockets to the rear of the front seats from kicking thrashing kids. I want something I can easily remove and wash and replace at least a couple times a year (about as much as I was my truck LOL).

@ffdawson is a fan. He may have more pics.

 

Thanks again for making my day complete with humor!!

 

At your service

 

I hear you loud and clear about the kids. I have a 2 year old, a 27 year old, and a 24 year old. And ya, you read that right.

 

Holy crap. Did one just slip by, remarried, or just extremely brave?

 

Remarried 8 years ago to a redhead with no kids. Red on the head fire in the hole produced #3 without warning. I will be sixtyfuckingnine when she gets out of high school. But at least she will have a cool truck to drive.

 

I see the family resemblance!

 

LOL. Dude, the 3 gingers I've had were all...very enthusiastic (pants getting tighter as I type). Wait, it might have only been 2, but felt like 3.
I'll be sixtyfuckingeight when Bennett graduates HS!

At least my wife is 10 years younger...and even she agrees now that having another is almost too much to bear. And I'm like, yeah, I'm done, let's live life...

 

My wife is 10 years younger too. So, we got that going for us. I had no desires to ever even date a redhead til I met her. Those big ole fake titties though, sealed the deal. Enjoying your thread dude, sorry for the uh, jacking.

 

It will make me stronger and faster and older...or for longer...than I otherwise would have been.

No worries. At least you aren't squatting like Connor, the Sorry Sack of Shit Who Can't Make His Own Build Thread (SSOSWCMHOBT).

 

Oh yeah


and

 

Da fawk?

 

He handed you signature gold. Do what's right.

 

And give him the ego boost?

 

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