NJ B.S. Thread

I'll shoot you a text when I have an idea of free time. Might be able to squeeze something in next weekend or some week day next week. New job has me crazy busy right now but the money is good

 

Second bachelor party this month. Shit's gettin spensive.

 

Hookers & blow will do that...

 

Haha Im glad Im not at the everybodys getting married age yet lol... I give it a few years... But even then I only have 7 close friends I would even attend their bachelor party or wedding... And their parties would probably just be us all getting wasted in the woods doing stupid shit lol.. None of my friends do anything cool really lol

 

Stop throwing the fives and tens.
Singles are still acceptable

 

I don't think you realize its not just spending money at bachelor party, its the wedding as well. And its expensive attending a wedding also, not just being in it. And your not just attending 7 weddings in the woods. If you had a girlfriend, her friends get married and you'll have to go to them. Someone in your family gets married you'll have to go. Someone her family gets married you'll have to go.. And it all adds up. Ive literally lost count how many weddings Ive been to and have already been in a lot. Basically the only thing you can do to even out the cost is to try and drink as much as you can at the open bar. Just try not to puke on your tux

 

^^^^^this

And then there folks that get married multiple times like its a sport.....

Shit gets pricey

 

Nah fuck that shit. I don't do gifts for randoms lol... And if shes just the GF its her money buying the gifts not mine. I just go drink. Im in the middle ground with my family... I only have 2 older cousins and the rest are younger by atleast 8 years. My family situation is also FUBAR with some because half my family hates eachother. The only time id drop big money is for 1 of my closest friends. And hed end up repaying the favor and dropping some big money on me... My dad told me that I should never spend more than 150 on a wedding if you aren't in it. And you can get some pretty bitching shit for 150. I might even fuck around and just start giving these out to my buddies who get married

http://www.fizzics.com

My uncle invented it. Makes even the shittiest beers taste better haha!

 

Nah you get one gift. If you divorce and remarry that shits on you. Ill pay for my portion of the tab HAHAHA! My dad got his first wedding paid for... His second one he had to pay for out of his own pocket

 

It'd be better with MrsTacos buffalo chicken dip. jus sayin.

 

Well if you are heading to craigs Ill see ya there... Id say lets do my lift but idk whats on the agenda or if Craig is up for that lol @HomerTaco

 

Joo going to Craigs?

 

Negative. Believe it or not I'm going to a bachelor party this weekend....

 

Never than $150? Damn. My rule is cover you and your dates plate at least. Def went way over than that for my sisters, and for all my cousins too. You realize almost every wedding is like $100 a plate minimum usually right?

 

Well aware. I ain't made of money... Nor am I big on giving people gifts. Shit I only buy my sisters gifts. Like I said my Family is weird. Everyones been divorced or widowed atleast once... Hence why I know so many people. Most family trees only have a few branch offs... Mine extends 4 different ways and than 8 different ways and then down 5 on one side and down 2 on the other. Its like the biggest family you can think of except we don't talk often lol.

 

Pretty much... Just hang out but with chips & dip.

 

List of who to not invite to my wedding:

Hunter