MAN CARD VIOLATIONS

Blue balls??

 

People can hate on Pokemon Go, but I'm in my 30s and I'm seeing people who have never seen the sunlight go outside and have fun and meet new people. I disagree that playing Pokemon Go is a man card violation if Call of Duty (which is garbage) isn't.

That said, the Daily News writer Gersh Kuntzman who wrote about the "temporary PTSD" he got from firing an AR15 for a few minutes needs to turn in his man card. He needs to leave this planet, honestly.

 

Hell, he may well need to turn in his woman card! Really? PTSD?? Come on!

 

I work in a climate controlled environment where I take apart and rebuild these. Wanna come here and take away my card?

 

Not really...

 

having wine instead of beer

 

anyone that puts stickers on their car representing the aftermarket parts they have on vehicle....or Monster energy stickers

 

Wearing a baseball hat crooked or with tags still on them. You can only wear it backwards if you are wearing a catchers mask or a welding mask.

 

I'll heckle you for trying to make your road bike a TT bike...and using a TT helmet...but you can keep the card.

 

Thanks man! Appreciate it. I can't afford two bikes, so I cobbled this together for a one time 140.6 distance Ironman. The TT helmet did save me about 3 minutes on my race time

Wait maybe I should have my man card taken away, since the full Ironman kicked my ass. Nowadays, I've downgraded to half Ironman and leisurely 200 mile bike rides.

 

around here people have not left the 80's...I see both men and women wearing basketball shorts with Michael Jordan on them...they wear them all times of the year even winter

 

100% agreed.
Oh, I see your avatar is Stonewall Jackson. My truck is named Stonewall Jackson.

 

Wearing pygama or leisure pants anywhere but inside your house.

 

Taking your Tacoma to Jiffy Lube.

 

Friends don't let friends use Jiffy Lube, except to get a quicky state inspection. They are just qualified enough (barely) to determine if your wipers and turn signals work.

 

I think that is acceptable.

 

Like this dude?