MAN CARD VIOLATIONS

Thinking that any single action makes you less of a man.

Seriously the insecurity of the people being serious in this thread is funny though... If I'm out for drinks and I order a salad and a fuckin peach bellini, nobody is gonna challenge my "manliness" unless they're a grumpy old man, because most people my age don't have wilderness survival skills, don't hunt and fish, have never killed a black bear with a bow, have never built a table from scratch or custom fabricated something for their truck.

 

Guys that eat food that isn't raw. Killing bacteria and enzymes us for babies.

 

Oh, and a real man does whatever he wants... A real man doesn't need a card to tell him the angle of his dangle

 

I usually would agree with this statement,but my truck is an automatic. But I only paid $250 for it, so I can't complain. Only auto I've ever owned though.

 

That sounds like something a woman would say

 

Several manginas have been inflamed due to this thread. Not sure why someone would take a thread like this seriously?? Perhaps they have sensitivity issues. With some ice and some sort of cream the swelling should go down.

 

Yes, I was under the impression that this thread was made all in good fun.

Oh yeah, and you reminded me of this gem:

 

Or as my wife calls them, alcohol abusers.

But then, she tended bar at The Exit back when that area was still the ghetto (Cabrini Green days) so she's been able to revoke a few man cards when required.

 

Camping in an RV or camper....nancies

 

Youve probably never camped in florida during the summer. Id imagine a camper makes it far more enjoyable.

 

I dont ever plan to either.

 

I work in the oil field, I don't understand how it's more "manly" to not use PPE. IMHO it's more "manly" to put on the PPE, that way you have a better chance of returning to work day after day unscathed, thus earning a paycheck to support your family. Being too "tough" to use PPE is actually stupidity not masculinity.

 

You lose your man card if you ever even consider that someone could take it from you.qq

 

Remember Charlie

 

Sandals.

 

Eating something you didn't kill.

 

I'd venture to say you've eaten something today you didn't kill.

 

I didn't kill my wife

 

One could certainly TRY to take it. But as you reach for it I'm gonna slash with it. And brother, let me tell, that will leave a nasty paper cut.....and that shit will sting!

 

You must be young or you haven't been married that long