Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Subtitles?? No speakee english?

 

Substitutes.

Hard to pokemon and TW.

 

By the time you get em out of the house, you be old.

 

At least you have a build page...

 

He can escort them out with his walker.

 

gif page > build page

 

Pokemon? Damn, thought you had your man card.

 

Gotta get a jump on that sports team he's been wanting to create

 

Even at 2 years old, they'll be better than the Texans and Lastros.

 

I've got a nerd card.

 

Maybe, till the youngest is 10 then you're old. By the time they're 18 or 21 you're older 'en shit

 

I am pre-heating the oven rn. not quite ready to put the buns in

 

Cute that you think you have some say in the timing.

 

No. Old to me is +60. I don't want to have any teenagers at that age.

 

Don't worry, the way things are going, they will all still be living with you at 60+.

 

Heck no. I'll be taking after my own parents. I pretty much got kicked out of my house at 17 years old.

 

Doesn't count, didn't you come back?

 

10 years later and after my parents had divorced. But my mom made a deal with me so I could finish my degree. I had to maintain full time status in school and I could live in her house and she would feed me. That was it. I paid for everything else.

 

No joke. My parents start building their retirement home next week. As it stands now since I only make $10.50 an hour I'm going to be living in their pool house paying rent to my dad for the next 10 years. Lol
And I have a college degree damnit.