Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

I once had a similar face off with a raccoon. I caught it in my garbage and chased it off. Raccoon stopped and hissed at me, I drew my weapon and stared it down with my finger in the trigger guard. Animals pick up on intent, raccoon backed off. I had a safe backstop but it was a no shooting area, I still regret not shooting it.

 

That was one of the best episodes

 

Same thing happens when you call an umpire a cocksucker. They eject your ass from the game.

 

city coons ain't half bad





I don't mess with those country coons though. They'll straight rip your face off if you look at them wrong!!

 

Nonsense. You can train them to roll over and show you their belly.

 

My .22 will train them to do that really well, and up to 100 yards away.

 

"OK now we have a cop in position, I'm nervous to even film them, they might pull over and beat the piss out of me"

 

That may have been what happened to this one...
He visited my chicken coop while I was home, and caught a bad case of high velocity lead poisoning while he was leaving.

 

Aw hell no. Them are some egg-stealing bastards.

They also love to steal cat food. My dad feeds a couple of feral cats to keep them near his property, and 2 or 3 times a week he has to walk out into the woods to get the dish back. They take the whole dish into the woods and eat it there. Like it's their living room and they want to nosh while watching Springer or some shit.

 

They'll kill the birds too if you let them stick around. So I opted not to. And a couple of Yellow Jackets helped me out.

 

he did blow the stop sign and then honk at the kid. Not saying the flipping the bird wouldn't have sufficed.

 

Oooh, I used to use those on skunks. Good rounds.

Side note: when dealing with a skunk population explosion, pre-dig the graves before you go shooting. TRUST ME.

 

Yeah, and practice head shots too. Never had one spray when I've put one in their eye. In the body...so bad.

 

We had a raccoon convention in the back yard one night, it involved a lot of noise and fights. Looked out with a flashlight and saw raccons with bloody wounds. Apparently there are racoon factions hostile to each other.

 

Racoon gang war. Soc vs Greasers. Sharks vs Jets.

 

Coon fight club.

 

You're breaking rules 1 and 2...

 

https://youtu.be/2hoG0jWkMso

 

Thats because most people don't understand or know any knots.. Trying to teach some people a bowling or even a square knot is a headache.