AZ BS Thread 4²0

A year short...

 

So this tire kicking dead beat Brad and Lucinda Stoneberger ended up backing out this morning. Should have collected my $1k non-refundable deposit and cashed it.

If you ever run into these dead beats and fcuktastic morons that don't know shit about vehicles, dont sell shit to them nor help these morons. They wanted to go 'off-roading' but don't know how to use a "navigator" and got turned around. I said "you mean navigation?" How the fcuk are you going to make it out on a forest road if you cant use your navigation? They'll probably end up buying something and get stranded.

 

Oh that 4runner isnt doing burnouts.

 

I note the mileage and tell them NO TEST DRIVES. No need too. When I used to have cars and superturbochargedNOSawesome cars, i had a carchip that was plugged into the OBD2 port. I taped it on to show if it was tampered and told the service advisor NOT to remove it. I also advised NOT to take my vehicles for a test drive.

Ive called them out several times about why they took it for a drive, why the car was idling for so long, why they were revving up the engine idle. my 06 M3 that was Active Autowerke Supercharged, they repetitively revved up the engine to 7-8K. The dealer and service manager said they would never do that. I showed them my proof and found the regional BMW manager and filed a complaint.

If I had a subie, i like it that CObb tuning has a valet mode you can turn on so that they cant go into boost and whatnot.

 

Will do. And Its just safe to always assume my house is not kid friendly. There is a reason im not allowed within 50 ft of a Chucky cheese or school.

 

We can just put the black X on your hand for alcohol but the live midget show is 18+

 

2WD Low, it'll do it haha

 

On ice?

 

Doh.

 

That's what I'm worried about once they see under the hood.

I did take note of the mileage it's in for an alignment so I figure a mile prob isn't a huge deal but still if he didn't say it would be a few hours I would sit here an watch

 

http://www.davisnet.com/solution/carchip-pro/

this is a newer version of what i used to have. very resourceful.

 

New Hellcat has Valet mode. Just a governer on steroids

 

Youre not wrong

 

Damn how did you like it? Did it work well? It's in the shopping cart I'll prob pull the trigger if you liked it. Definitely help with the stress factor

 

Just unplug 2 spark plugs, that'll do it

 

Put it in Limp mode

 

When I Valet the GTR I usually leave it out front hand the guy a $10 or $20 and take the key with me. Other option is turn the boost all the way down.

 

I wish I had fancy options like thst

 

Update I bent my second rear sway bar. I'm gonna have to make one of those Currie ones or something

 

Do you even wheel bro.