So, who here will get their TRD Pro first?

I fapped three times in this thread.

 

Guess the 3 posts

 

4,5,18

 

#18

 

What the fuck is this thread? FRED?

 

The first person to get a TRD Pro will be some sort of lumbersexual with a trust fund. Fred is a lumbersexual.



Lumbersexual Test = 20 or More ‘Yes’ Answers

1. Do you have a beard?
2. Do you examine other men’s beards?
3. Do you wear a flannel often (not afraid to occasionally button the top button)?
4. Do you wear a beanie or toboggan frequently?
5. Do you own a pair of work boots (maybe RedWing, Woolrich, Eastland, Trask, Oak Street)?
6. Do you have a pompadour style hair cut (strong part or slicked back or to the side)?
7. Do you take care of your beard with some product like beard oil or beard balm?
8. Do you wear hair pomade or fiber?
9. Do you own a pair of Levi’s or vintage inspired jeans?
10. Do you wear a thermal Henley, down or wool jacket (possibly Patagonia) or quilted vest?
11. Have you made a purchase from Filson, LL Bean, or Land’s End?
12. Do you own a shawl collared sweater cardigan?
13. Do you wear onesie long johns or have pajama pants that taper at the ankle?
14. Are you growing your own herbs, vegetable garden, or raising animals?
15. Have you made or used a product that has the scent of pine, cedar, tobacco or whisky in the past month?
16. Do you own a pair of suspenders?
17. Do you have a functional keychain (carbineer)?
18. Do you own a pocket knife or Leatherman?
19. Do you own a day pack?
20. Do you drink craft beer?
21. Do you drink your coffee black (occasional cold brew or slow drip through a Chemex or percolator)?
22. Have you used a chainsaw, power tool, or hand tool in the past month?
23. If you do you shave or shape your facial hair, do you use a double edge razor or straight razor?
24. Do you own a pipe (but never smoke it)?
25. Do you own an IPhone or MacBook?
26. Do you wear nerd style classes in black or tortoiseshell?
27. Do you own a flask?
28. Do you drive a Tacoma TRD Pro?
29. Do you own a hammock?
30. Do you own an acoustic guitar?

 

Fuckin Fred.

 

I scored a 12 on that. Fred?

 

Is a lumbersexual the same as a hipster?

Edit: because i can't tell the difference.

 

To be a lumbersexual you must score 20 or more. With a score of 12 you may be a hipster "lite"

 

not knowing what that is

 

#3, 10, 13, 17, 18, 22 and 24 do not apply to hipsters.

 

Had to google the word Definitely not a hipster

 

This is a hipster.

 

#28 was originally 'Do you shave your balls with a safety razor' but it was changed by #24328

 

Wasn't this about the Pro at the beginning?

 

Not me Who the Freak wear's flowered pants?

 

Fred ruined this thread.