3rd Gen General Discussion Poster Child Thread and Weekend Drinking Haiku - Tacoma Flex Friday

This is the best of the best so far that made it to the Haiku Wall of Fame:

Original OP never tacked one of his own this list...he needs to have one here...for @DesertTaco4x4 the OG

Hello Gents!

It has been a while
The rumors of my demise
Are wrong by a mile

Twister board no more
I’m back to settle the score
For all Fallen bros

Thanks Bro!

ON STOCK SUSPENSION...
WHAT WILL FIT WITHOUT RUBBING?
ASKING FOR A FRIEND @Comb

Naked twister? YES!
It is not gay if I say
Bro, no homo, tho @redaccount36

I see my Taco
And I jizz in my pants ya
Please mods dont ban me @2016_dbag

All well spoken words
We hope the beacon rises
It's still a turd Gen @Pittrider

We like to crack wise
But sometimes life kicks our ass
Best thoughts to you all @melikeymy beer

Kobie is my name
Blazing trails with my Blue Pearl
Color me with mud @Nylaia

2 years left to pay
My owner still keeps me stock
Mods are too spendy @Nylaia

Prairie Hawk drinks beer
With the fish he fornicates
He may troll, nevermore @98tacoma27

Dbag is his name
Put some respek on that shit
Dbag ban, unlike @NINK

Trade Ridge for Taco?
Please tell me what to do bro
Remove head from ass @melikeymy beer

d_bag dun got banned
Mods have mercy on his soul
he was a good boy @sadmrhappy

It's my Friday night
Got my beer and my TW
Life is wonderful @CaptAmerica

My truck has no balls
DesertTaco has them all
Epic root beer floats @daddy_o

I like to drink beer
Because it makes me feel queer
but not the gay way @2016_dbag

Posers who can't write
Haikus to save their fucking lives
Don't deserve Third Gens @CaptAmerica

Ban Immunity
A beautiful dream for sure
I awake to tears @sadmrhappy

I have a 3rd gen
Has no problems like the rest
It's not Smittys truck @Aussiek2000

Oh mother fucker
Forgot to lock the tailgate
My trunk monkey's gone @CaptAmerica

Power sliding glass
You can kiss my fat white ass
It will break soon too @Aussiek2000

Smitty is here now
Let the good times roll T-dubs
Hopes this helps, cheers dicks! @oldschoolczar

Lust your new tires Bro
Will they fit a stock OffRoad
I'll start a new thread @Gus Gorilla

How can I forget
The most famous troll thread ever
Dipstick idiot @CaptAmerica

Lousy Honda fuck
Ridgeline ain't no truck truck truck
Fuck you Honda fuck @Username:

I don't understand
The thurd gen owners at all
I am so confused @DustStorm4x4

Alerts are growing
@ChadsPride has just logged in
And is liking posts @CaptAmerica

You wish you had a
Gargantuan brodozer
But your wang too big @oldschoolczar

Chadspride is now here
Ass sprung up high in the air
Like like like free lift @Qjake

Two thousand sixteen
Yes What a d bag he is
Smitty ninety nine @WBF610

Tacoma World Dot Com
Third Generation Forum
Inferno For Life @sadmrhappy

When watching TV
And the Olympics are on
Don't try to do math @CaptAmerica

failed poetry class
not sure how hiakus work
turtle sandwich @Rambeaux

First scratch oh my
Cluster acrylic not so clear
LCA holes the size of my eye @transworldmoto

Three point nine oh gear
Four point three oh in the rear
What gears in what year @WBF610

We would be remiss
Without mentioning the need
To Plasti-dip grilles @CaptAmerica

Double cab long bed
For the mother fucking win!
What? No manual! @CaptAmerica

Look at all these fucks
Talking and drinking the booze
I have the munchies @DustStorm4x4

Drunken Haiku Thread
This is what its come to now
Repent the end is near @sadmrhappy

Volleyball is on
These lady athletes have skills
I have a boner @CaptAmerica

Again with the Haiku's
Old Tacomas Never Die
They just rust away @sadmrhappy

This is expensive
Looking at everyone's mods
Want to spend money @CaptAmerica

Last night I drank lots
Now I sip my coffee and
Wish I was still drunk @2016_dbag

I love my taco
But my wallet hates me so
Put me in post 1 @EatSleepTacos

I love my Taco
It does all the things I need
I have no pants on @2016_dbag

Tacoma is Love
TRD Sport 4x4
Tacoma is Life @sadmrhappy

Great Austin does have
to feed all the hungry souls well
breakfast, lunch, fish taco @Prairie Hawk

Navigation sucks
Developed by idiots?
Who makes this stuff?
Why make it half-assed? @Alpha2

Yo grill is ugly
Yo truck is lame
Why you butt butt butt hurt? @melikeymy beer

Why put car motor?
In an offroad pickup truck,
Says BlueT everyday. @nevadabugle

Haiku fame
Could be the greatest achievement
Of my miserable drunken existence @melikeymy beer

So much bitching on here.
Why not drink a beer and chill out?
Tacoma World is still my favorite! @BlazingTaco

Melikeymy beer is just an old fart
Trying to fit in with the clever young guys
Whoops I think I pooped myself @melikeymy beer

I like shitshows guys
Think I'll stick around longer
For the @ChadsPride likes @bohpoli

More Syllable Prose
Tacoma and beer tonight
Sounds like a good time @sadmrhappy

Slowly the sun sets
A frosty beer awaits me
Now brothers we drink @sadmrhappy

Everything hurts
But still I keep on fighting
Go fuck yourself, pain @CaptAmerica

Fuck these car payments
But I do still love my truck
Everybody knows @EatSleepTacos

Hey EatSleepTacos
Stop jerking yourself off now
Just drink and move on @DustStorm4x4

Tacoma people
Do not tear up a road
Like Jeep people @monkeyface

I'm pushing sixty
But the most important thing
My plumbing still works @melikeymy beer

Dust storm 4 by 4
Your avatar makes me hard
Lasted 5 seconds @EatSleepTacos

Rain hit the hilltop
cool air blows through the window
Fuck sour cherry stout @Prairie Hawk

Chandeluer beer is good
Now I need another one
Come now number three @bohpoli

My Bewitching Brew
Refreshing drink of the Gods
Relaxes my soul @sadmrhappy

I dont know shit for shinola
I get in my Tacoma
fuck all you posers @bobrown14

Why is this here
This thread is really retarded
Fuck this gay shit @specter208

There once was a taco from Maine,
That was lifted as tall as a train.
When it needed to pass
And you stomped on the gas
It would fly just like it was a plane. @CaptAmerica

Wall of fame is large.
Need to be more selective.
Except for my posts @EatSleepTacos

TacomaWorld is not a competition
It's more akin to an affliction.
The options you'll stare
To your truck will compare
Then start making mods just to feed the addiction. @CaptAmerica

Sonoran Chocolate Stout, ensue happiness.
Fuck landscaping in this dry heat bullshit.
I bid all of thee happiness. @BlazingTaco

I once read a limerick from Texas..
was sick as a shit faced melon
Volleyball hardon @bobrown14

Misfits will drink beer
And make up nonsense haikus
And passout in drool @melikeymy beer

Weekend drinking thread
TacomaWorld's best, but with
A haiku problem @CaptAmerica

@Prairie Hawk admitted
He has a thing for fishes
Legal in Texas? @melikeymy beer

What can I say, but
I'm a pescatarian
by nature it's true @Prairie Hawk

it is late at night
Barbecue grill is started
Pulled pork tomorrow @bohpoli

Meat is on the grill
What about the Olympics?
Oh yeah, pole vault ass! @bohpoli

Olympics are done
No more pole vaulting beauties
What will I do now? @melikeymy beer

Don't Vodka, Vodka
tub, sleep,
Must drunk. @BlueTacoBrofessor

Took a shit so big
A Brazilian judge ordered
Its passport be seized @CaptAmerica

There once was a thread
Would you pick ford or taco
It went to shit quick @bohpoli

Thanks for sharing
your pukey Vodka stories
I drink beer @bobrown14

On each Friday night
We get drunk as freaking skunks
And smell like one too @melikeymy beer

Drinking whiskey now
Used to drinking beer at night
This shit burns my throat @bohpoli

Man the fuck up bro
Whiskey will finally grow
Hair where you want it @CaptAmerica

OP lets lots slip
Especially when he's drunk
just give it a try @sadmrhappy

Start when you're sober
Then move along the drinking
Haikus aren't hard @bohpoli

What is new this week
Let us take a little peek
Shit threads everywhere @daddy_o

Vote for your best one
Desert taco will tally
All votes will count @bohpoli

I tried but failed
It's not my fault for trying
But shit happens,ya @Pittrider

Old man likes his truck
The haters dont give a fuck
Whats wrong with these dicks? @melikeymy beer

My haiku's are lame
And the 3rd gen is to blame
Turd gen is it's name @NINK

Not so lame like mine
But fuck it can be so hard
Keep drinking more shit @Pittrider

I'll keep drinking beers
To wash down my 3rd gen tears
It has pussy gears @NINK

Just drank lots of beer
At the wedding of the year
Lots of women here @NINK

Enjoy the beer Nink
And the wedding of the year
Watch out for the Ho's @Pittrider

The wedding is done
Off to the hotel for fun
But first a beer run @NINK

Frickin Stonewall rocks
Don't hate on my two wheel drive
Suck my five lug's nuts @Fenwick1993

Poor grammar betrays
You think you are eloquent
It's our time to waste @sadmrhappy

1st Gen give me chub
2nd Gen a hard on man!
3rd Gen Impotent @Taco Addiction

In the Haiku drunk
No Bully can Bully
How soon it must Haiku. @BlueTacoBrofessor

I missed big shit show
Too busy drinking cold beer
Sorry not sorry? @NINK

Pumpkin beer is here
Why am I shitting my pants?
Oh yeah, pumpkin beer @oldschoolczar

Peace be with the banned
For there are drunkards with us
We will drink to that. @HutchJ

We will miss your wit
Until your ban is over
Until then we'll drink @melikeymy beer

It sucks for sure though
We're going to miss you bro
Come back real soon, k? @bohpoli

Beer and football game
Ready for the grill tonight
Ready to get blitzed @melikeymy beer

Trucks and motorbikes
Beer and single malt whiskey
Pretty ladies too @TyFX

I've no fucks to give
Party hearty rock and roll
Shenanigans rule @TyFX

My Work Sucks Big Balls
This Place Is A Fucking Joke
Time For A New Job @OffsetPlayer2

I had a budget
Can't remember what it was
New parts FTW @Dalanderser

Told guy to pound sand
mods gave me a few days off
so we went fishing @smitty99 - for his 3 day ban

that dbag returns
a sudden diff leak appears
coincidence? I think not @sadmrhappy

We lost our friend d
He will be missed like the rest
Put up your beers, guys. @HutchJ

Be strong, small truck friends
Prepare for the humor wars
He would have wanted @stun gun

Rubbing heard at night
I'm dreaming of thirty fives
Awake, my wife smiles @Stocklocker


You have to post one to be nominated

 

Damnit, @DustStorm4x4 beat me

 

Let's get this thread started....

- Rear disc brakes
- Power seats
- 4.31 gear ratio
- 3,000hp
- 16,000 ft/lb torques
- Deezul
- Transmission dipstick
- V12 engine
- 60mpg
- Trunk monkey

 

Does anyone have this noise/vibration?

 

@smitty99

 

By the way, IT'S FRIDAY!! Cheers TacomWorld!!!

 

He can't see my posts. He "ignored" me. :gasp:

 

Is it beer flavored?

 

I think my CPS went out. My truck is only getting 37mpg

 

Dick.

 

Raindrops flying up
My windshild like warp speed stars
Got Rain-X for life

 

Posers who can't write
A haiku to save their life
Don't deserve Third Gens

Edit: fixed. Thanks @DustStorm4x4!

 

At least somebody listened to the "stay on topic"

 

I have a 3rd gen
Has no problems like the rest
It's not Smittys truck

 

What the shit....he even has a custom emoji?!

 

What would your dbag emoji be?

 

I want a trunk monkey..

 

She's Suite Madame Blue
Captain Ameritruck, my
Asphalt Avenger