Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

Spotted this today, at my local Walmart, no less.

 

Those parking spots are for the PHYSICALLY handicapped, not MENTALLY handicapped. No one with a physical handicap can get in or out of those things unless they're 4' 8" and 85 pounds.

Belongs in "Asshole Parking" thread.

 

Looks like handicap placard in the windshield

 

Nah, the woman had to be closer to 5'5" and 186 pounds. Hard to describe her outfit, but even without her wearing anything Hello Kitty, I instantly knew she was the owner of the car as soon as I seen her walk out of the store.

 

186 is very specific. Is this your GF's car?

 

I just added 100 pounds to what previous weight mentions. I bet this woman is less nuts than my ex though.

 

Are you okay? You didn't try to forcibly scrub the image from your brain, did you? I'd be halfway through the 100 grit by now if I'd seen it live. As it is I have use my special Visine "Shit Image Cleaning Drops" just to be able to keep going.

 

Well considering I was sitting in a Walmart parking lot, there was lots of other umm.. interesting... things to see and take my mind off of it.

 

Louisiana has always had a problem burying the dead...if you go to New Orleans you'll see the cemetaries are above ground because the water table is so high: http://www.experienceneworleans.com/deadcity.html

 

I spent time working down south and it blew me away that crawfish would live burrowed into the grass in lawns and golf courses. They belong in creeks, lakes, and bayous. Not in the damn lawn.

 

Used to be in my front lawn until I raised it 4' by adding truckloads of dirt. I can still see their burrows in my neighbor's lawn just down the street,

 

Yeah, actually they do, at least in my state. When my father in-law passed away the funeral home put a numbered metal seal around his leg. (kind of like what they put on shipping containers.) Since I was the only one that had my head on straight at that moment they had me sign the form that registered the number with the state, just incase something like that were to happen.

 

On my daily commute into DC every day sometimes I see a smart car with a tag that says Flamer.....

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhFvUrTkrbY

 

.........

http://i.imgur.com/pXg8pT2.gifv

 

NOPE

 

At the WalMart here in Lancaster where i live

WTF ??

https://youtu.be/xP_o7pQkBxo​

 

This is the most amazing shit EVER! Made my fuckin day. I kept saying "WTF, how many times has he seen this epic flick"

https://youtu.be/yCt89VSRe4w