3rd Gen General Discussion Poster Child Thread and Weekend Drinking Haiku - Tacoma Flex Friday

I may or may not be hungover.

 

Good idea. I'm old and try to de-tox my liver monday thru thursday.

 

Weekend drinking thread
TacomaWorld's best, but with
A haiku problem

 

That MGM mismtach color thread comes to mind.

 

Scratch that, this one take the cake:

https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/other-tacoma-forums.445727/

Edit: My new sig came from that thread

 

You can lead a fanboy to the preperation H, but you can't help him apply the ointment.

 

For clarification, I was not referring to the OP of that thread but just generic butthurt.

 

I ignored that thread after reading the OP. That's like walking into a McDonald's and asking if there's a BK or Wendy's around.

Dick move.

 

I may have done that at 3:00 AM on a bender

 

Any thread with "reported" and/or "ignored" posts tend to be amazing reads.

 

I was expecting him to eventually say something to the effect of, "My friends have started this website or forum..."

 

Well that's funny then.

Back in the '80s I used to pick up a double whopper from BK, a Frosty from Wendy's, and then go in to Mickey D's and order a large fries and eat them all together. Fucking heaven.

Only got tossed out once.

 

Friday is automatic

 

Hey is this now the weekend drinking thread?
I sure hope so... cause I just put down a deposit on my 2017 and its time to get shit face!

I don't think I have enough alcohol to last me till October though...

 

You came to the right place.

 

What is it with dealerships and deposits? Mine never required a deposit.

Just more tactics to stay committed to the purchase...like that's going to be an issue.

Whatcha getting?

 

I drove my truck for a week without giving the dealer a dime.

 

But you drive a 2nd gen.

 

But but but.....