Mgm and horse flies.

Any other mgm owners notice that horse flies are drawn to their trucks like a moth to a flame? At first I thought it was just a weird one time deal. Every time I am out and park my truck there is always 1 or 2 that won't leave it alone.

 

Horseflies are huge Tacoma fans.

 

My silver taco collects house flies and moths at different times of the year. My wifes carcoal mica yaris gets horse flies and dragon flies....

Don't know why

 

Sure it's the truck?

 

I bath once a month whether I need it or not.

 

Black Sand Pearls are known to attract Dung Beetles, Emerald Ash Borers, and the Elephant Hawk Moth.

 

I've noticed that when the truck is clean bugs of all types see a reflection and want to have sex with their reflection. They just haven't ever seen themselves.

 

Is that the reason I become aroused when I look at a freshly cleaned up Tacoma?

 

I thought maybe it was just me, some strange thing about my truck... never imagined it would have happened to other Tacoma owners. But fuck yea. Horse flies love my truck.

 

Must be a smelly taco

 

Took my son to Citrus the other day, had about 15-20 horse flies following the truck, stop and they leave for the most part. Move along and they're back, got a few in the cab and son wasn't happy at all. I laughed and made him even more mad. Showed him we just needed to stop and open the doors, flush them out, and move on. Had one that stayed on my side mirror, took him about 5 miles away from home, and knocked him off, do they find their way back home? LOL

 

Ain't no doubt about it. Too damn many farts in the truck. And, you know, other things.

 

You're on fire 11x!!

It could also be the dark color reminds them of a horse, or moose, or whatever. It's a large moose-colored object.

 

We have a spider population that wont give up. I can pressure wash all of the webs off the truck and the next day, right back.

 

Don't know what it is about my super white, but I can't beat off the butt naked hoes it attracts with a 12" dildo

 

One power plant I worked at had a real bad spider problem, had to make hourly rounds, and this one spider would make a web across the walkway every hour, that was one busy spider. I mean it made a large round web every hour, amazing critters they are.

 

Industrious fuckers. Wish we could put them to work. Except for the stinging and biting part.

 

Do you guys ever read threads and think what in the actual fuck?

It's great.

 

Nope, never. That would completely ruin it. Reply before read is the only way to go. FY

 

Reply before read.

Finally a concept I can get behind.