2016 NCAA Football Thread

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ONE more day!

 

100% agree. He's a complete ass clown.

The whole of media at SEC Media Days picked them to win, though, not just that pencil necked little douche canoe.

 

You all have a lot of butthurt for the media.. You're ranked #1 in the country and you're still bitching

 

Can't remember if I posted this.

Game day weather forecast by oh shorn from the shag.


"Virgin Mary game looks to be dry, about 88° max for the day which means game time temps should be mid-80's at least. Perfect fucking fan weather, but not really "bake the hell outta ND" weather. Anyway, excellent weather to get drunk in because nothing is worse than getting drunk in 97° dry weather then having the dry heaves most of the night because you're too fucking hydrated and sweated out. This is great shitface weather."

 

Twas the night (day) before football, when all through the Big House
Not a sanction was levied, not even down south.
The off-season’s end was so close you could hear
the sound of fan bases releasing their fears.

The coaches were all nestled in their hotel beds,
with visors and headsets atop their worried heads.
The wife in my jersey and I in my cap,
lie sleepless in bed thinking of that first snap.

When down in Fort Worth there arose such a clatter,
the Cowboys and ‘Noles fans gathered in slathers.
Away to the TV I flew like a flash,
and tuned into GameDay – Herbstreit’s such an a$$.

A little old Seminole, so lively and quick,
I prepped for the moment, Lee Corso’s first pick.
More rapid than eagles the crowd’s response came,
He reclined, and shouted, and called them by name!

“Now Chippewas! Now Sooners! Now Tigers and Rebels!
On Hoosiers! On Badgers! On Bulldogs and Devils!
To the top of the tunnels! To the snap of the ball!
Fill the stadium seats! Refs, don’t blow the calls!”

Ann Arbor, Columbus, untouched yet by the snow,
sang songs and cheered cheers for the players below.
Elephants and Tigers and Gators and Vols,
put aside their grievances to watch young men throw balls.
The Trojans and Bruins, the Cardinal and Ducks,
left front yards untrimmed and gave precisely no fu*ks.

The players were playing. Fall was in the air.
Men grilled up their meat, and tossed corn sacks with care.

Friends and Alumni slapped hands and clinged beers.

The people were happy.

College football is here

 

Hey @mws4ua ... ROLL TIDE, BROTHER !!!!!

 

No one in America wants to see the North Aveneue Trade School play, so they sent them overseas.

 

Who?

 

Ga tech

 

Well, I predicted UT would get beat by Va. Tech, UF, UGA, aTm, Bama, and UK.

If they don't get their shit together, that prediction looks pretty good.

 

Did you see the story where a Dublin co. Printed shirts that said Georgia rather than GT? Wishful thinking on their part I say.

 

nobody is bitching... #DobbsForHeisman

 

I listened to UT fans chirp all summer long. I'm not even sure where the hype came from. Overrated is an understatement.

 

We got the W? Wasn't thrilled with it, but we got it. Only stat that matters fam

 

Not all media... Mostly Finebaum. Also, don't confuse my laughter at the media for picking the vols to win the East with butthurt.

This.

 

I think the Heisman is gonna come from Dabo, or Kirby.