Jersey Shore is full of hot chicks

yes, she tans so much she looks like she has dirt rubbed all over her face and looks like she has a mustache
and has some greasy ass hair...sicknasty

you might as well have sex with a homeless man. they look the same

 

she is UGLY !!!!

 

just the response i was expecting from someone from the "orange state"

 

like your state is any better. hate all you want.

i bet the hill billy skanks from your state dont even shave their pits

 

people can hate on jersey all they want, but society speaks for itsself, the most crowded state is nj, why, cause its the place to live, its crowded, its polluted, in some spots, and has teh biggest collection of assholes probably, but we got country, beached, mts, city, f/n everything, people hate on nj and never even been here.

now go pump your own gas and shut up

 

At least he didn't tell you to eat a bowl of dicks.

 

Shit, I'm late for my tanning appointment.

 

u comin to hooters on sunday?

 

I might be too tired from creepin' at the clubs.

 

tru,,,,,,,creeper... we not meeting till 1, so you will have just enough time to get out the bar, get in the car, n drive up. or is he drivin ?

 

I'll be lookin' like a hot mess but I'll be there, yo.

(This is so painful).

 

hahaha, nice

 

try to come lookin like the above pic....well either one, the hot mess or the oompa

 

You can guarantee that I will show up looking like neither

 

You won't be either if you keep that up.

 

my chick will be there...not sure if anyone else is bringing their chicks, or a chick, but it seems the majority of us goin is dudes...so there will be one vagina besides you if that helps

 

o shit son, she told you

 

Yay vagina!