4 LONG HOURS LATER OF NEGOTIATING

Tell her your virginity must remain top priority.

 

Before or after I finish the dishes?

 

Don't forget that it is now a "used" vehicle and the interest rate is higher. If they gave you the full price for your used truck no one would pay more money to the dealership for a used vehicle than they would for a new vehicle.

 

It's beginning and you don't even know it.

 

Anyone else eyeballing the new Wranglers?

 

You have gremlins in your anus?

 

I thought it was obvious..

 

My boner is so confused right now.

 

This should help.

 

mmmmm, no teeth, me likey.

 

How are the wranglers doing this year?

 

I was referring to the new JL coming in 18'.

 

There is talk of doing a pickup. Kind of like AEV's Brute

 

More than talk. It's coming.

 

I think I'm just gonna get a Yaris and enjoy the horribleness but with better gas mileage. At least that way people won't hear me squeaking from a mile away.

 

Ah, so this is where everyone has been the last few hrs....

 

FORD = F--k Off Road Drivers

Did you ask if they'd at least buy you dinner first?

 

I'm fairly new at this but I think I've read that most, if not all vehicles require oil.

 

The 90s called. They want your Ford jokes back.

Also offroad drivers represent what, 5% of all buyers? Nobody currs.