Key Ring

All it takes is a sandwich and a blow job lol. Women try hard for a few months until your like damn I wanna put a ring on her finger. Then it's all down hill from there. They change. Then wonder why we change or don't want to be bothered

 

hey to be fair I'm in trade school right now and went by her place on lunch.
I was expecting food. I got a blowjob and sex instead
It seemed great at the time. But then I got to class and realized I haven't eaten and I was getting really hungry.

So ya I guess that sandwich would have helped.

 

Soon your gonna get no BJ or sex, and your gonna get a half ass sandwich, or nothing at all

 

wait a minute, I hope you guys are not talking about the same gf right?

 

FTFY

 

Nice key chain btw!

 

Thanks. That's where I was starting to go. First it goes: you get a half assed sandwich. Then you don't get anything at all, thinking she made you a lunch, then it's make your own sandwich or stay hungry

 

well she better still get me a beer when I get home from work

oh wait...she's already complaining I'm getting fat from drinking so much.

 

You're doomed man

 

Lol, right

 

You know what food takes away their sex drive ?..........WEDDING CAKE !

 

I'm debating this. Lol. My wife only ate the little bit I shoved in her mouth after we cut the cake. There's gotta be something else unless it's that powerful

 

Maybe we need to start a WSB - "Wife Service Bulliten"