Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

I'm pretty sure I don't want to see what the responses will be to this.

Edit: ^

 

Maybe a tad much

 

A little cushion for the pushin'

 

From Ukraine, but close enough

 

Oh yeah! Mila is a go to!

 

Funny story when I was in Iraq I looked into a mail order bride. Started as a joke but ended up getting serious with it.

Suuuuper expensive. You need to make contact with them and hire a translator to translate messages, then you need to do a face to face visit. You also need them to consent.

Then you pay for medical exams and all that to come into the US and then they get a temp VISA or Green Card or whatever, and if you don't get married in 30 days or whatever it is they get deported and you're financially responsible for all that.

Big bucks....

 

Lolwut

 

Yeah I called my Mom at work from Iraq to ask her if I brought my mail order bride home for Christmas if she would love her as one of the family and shit, she was pissed.

You start doing some really dumb shit to pass the time over there.....

 

#pencasso

 

Picockso?

 

Nope. But I hear there's a giant party at your place!

 

What's it with him anyway? Is he sending you a subtle hint?

 

I would certainly hope so... Otherwise that is called human trafficking and also referred to as slavery.

But I know you were just joking around with the fellas, right?

 

That could be arranged.