The Story Telling Game

hopefully not to any gay beaches

 

once i realized that i had gotten stuck at a lesbian topless beach i said fuck it and would hang around for awhile

 

no definitely not at any gay beaches, but this topless lesbian beach was awesome, so i decided to invite all the guys from tw to come have a mod day with all the girls

 

once realizing these girls wont gonna put out i kidnapped the hottest one and blazed off the beach

 

drove back to my place and when i opened the door i realized my house had been broken into

 

i didnt want to call the cops since there was kidnapped bitch in my truck i went in to see the damage

 

my tv was gone, my xbox was gone and my roomate was dead

 

and the hot girl turned out to be a tranny.

 

i pulled out my sig229 and emptied the clip

 

aw shit, then i threw up all over the place. then left the house with my gun in my hand and jumped into the taco to get away from this place

 

and a hooker climbed into my passenger seat

 

i was like wtf??? you better not be a tranny.

 

and low and behold.....she had 2 sets of genitals

 

o shit, so i took my time, and loaded up my gun, told it that it had 3 seconds to get out my truck.......

 

the end