Official Tennessee Thread

I was just kidding about the what car thing. She thinks she's fat of course lol

...and I wish my penis were half an inch longer

 

I'd offer to let her judge for herself........In the name of science and education, no doubt....

 

She doesn't want to see your old wrinkly balls

 

Levi thinks he has 37s but they are clearly 36 1/2s. And if you dont think any amount of extra tire height matters then you're ignorant as fuck. Why not just get 34s? Or 33.7356s?

 

I figured. I was going to call her a vagina whether or not she was actually a girl.

 

This is what my brain is saying. Not saying that I need 35s, just that 35" is the mark when buying 35s, not 34.5".
Probably just get the 33s lol

 

Get the 35's. Don't be a poon

 

Mine's on order. I think I ordered it a week or so after you. How long did it take to come in?

 

Yeah I'm not saying you need 35s either but it's just comically illogical to think that tire size doesn't matter

 

Yea, what Gid fuckin said. Bigger tires = mo betta

 

https://youtu.be/xrOZ_2a1aIc

 

She hasn't earned the RIGHT to anyway....

If balls were tires, I'm packing 44"'s.....

 

Explain to her that the average vagina is about 6" deep, and ask why hers smells like a foot......

See where that gets you!

 

I don't like where this is going.

 

I gotta wait until the money tree blooms again before I get tires....(Damn doctor bills) But, my top 3 choices are all "33's". One is 33.1", another is 32.9", and the leading candidate at this time is 32.8". Still gonna call 'em 33"'s. (or 32.8's.....)

 

You don't think she would react well to that comment?

 

Yea I like my 37s.... I mean 36s... I mean my 21s on my car!

Get what your heart desires.... Or, Get 35s and then I'll bring Katie over and we can make them fit while the wives entertain each other!

 

I know you don't want facts, but go look at manufacturer's specs on 35/1250/17s for actual size. Some 315/70/17s are actually bigger. Mine will be called 35s.

I don't remember, I think it took 6 weeks from order to doorstep.

 

Agreed. And a 34.5" isn't a 35" but marketing a 315/70 as a 35" doesn't seem as shady now.

Thanks everyone, 315/70s = 35s. FACTS BE DAMNED! !!

 

Hoping my faux 35s will be in my possession this week.