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Micheal Jackson had a wife at one time......

im proud i dont have a wife to come home to at night. my last fucking girl that lived with me almost was set on fire cause she was such a bitch.

 

FWIW, Chad also has a cat.

 

It is a pretty cheap option.
You will need:

1 Razor
1 Ice Pick
1 Bottle of starter fluid
1 lighter or matches

Shave 1/2 of effected area with razor
pour started fluid on the unshaven part (this is important.)
Light the fluid with you lighter/matches
Stab said crabs as they flee the flames.





Sound effective to me.

 

Do you recommend starter fluid or lighter fluid?

 

hell my cat eats out of the garbage too. and hes finally acquired a taste for beer.

and so does ben.

 

Chad does not have a mangina baiting truck either.

 

But Ben also has a dog.

 

sounds effective enough to me

 

Excellent point.

 

i had a dog. but he died

 

Ya know, either one will work. Rubbing alcohol works well to I hear.

 

so yall are fighting over yalls manhood over the internet

 

No, Fred has no manhood.

 

I dunno, Fred insists that even though he has a cat and a SWB truck, not to mention the Faux Hawk, that he is manly.

 

sounds like a hoax

 

He claims to have gotten rid of the faux hawk. I hear that he is growing out a "Rachael"

 

I agree. Balloon boy all over again.

Again......too easy.