Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

I'm working near beltway 8 and Chinatown.
Now if you know of any positions for a new grad Mech. Engineer with some prior experience near you, yes, I'll work in your neck of the woods.

 

Me too. We'd have to walk barefoot uphill in the snow both ways just to post.

Plenty of positions are available. Hiring has slowed, but openings still exist.

 

Is that the baby in your sig?

 

Yeah, I've been applying to positions and networking like crazy to no luck. Thankfully I have a job for now though.

 

Yes. And in my avitar

 

I just noticed. Congratulations, Phil.

 

Your kid looks like the opening scene in a horror movie.

JK, it's amazing what they get out of 3D visualization and a few sound waves.

 

Thank you.

Lol. Yeah, the baby wouldn't stay still during the ultrasound. That causes some wild distortions.

 

Good morning HBHODFBST

 

You going to give it some crazy name? Like those Hollywood people. Name him/her after a vegetable. Lol

 

Sounds like they need to make this into a contest. Or, maybe sell the naming rights.

 

Name the baby something that, when written, is like G!kmvzkuaz but is pronounced "Reggie".

 

And it has a click in its name!

 

My man Dennis. You never disappoint.

 

https://youtu.be/Yj-1kp777NM

 

Lol. No!!!

If it's a boy: Mathew or Luke
If it's a girl: Clara, Eva, or Hazel

We won't know till baby is born.

 

If you don't name this one one of those, do the rest just get passed down to the next kids?

 

Pretty much.