Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

But..... I'm not white!

 

Sober me spells better than drunk me. Spell check can't help drunk me at all

 

They have text bomb app! Lmao!

 

Wth does that do?

 

Well the old ones from AOL. Yes AOL! Would send 100 to 1000 messages. Basicallyblowing up the person phone or inbox.

 

Make sure you got what they told you, last time I went in for a lump removal, I came out with a vasectomy. Sons a beeches !!!

 

That sucks. What did they give you? I can't really take pain pills because they just put me to sleep and make me itchy.

 

I got frozen little spermies in a bank in clear lake, don't gotta worry about that

tylenol 3? I think. They called me in a new RX but I have to go there and pick it up, I can barely move

 

Sound's like they did it right. Lol

 

@Biscuits yeah dude, wth...

 

Well, they just removed a different type of lump technically..

 

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In case you couldn't tell by the picture I posted of him, Biscuits es un Mexicano

 

Oh lol. I was just saying, Hispanic people around here like to call white people rednecks. When the dude called him a redneck i tried to put 2 and 2 together.

 

Did you come out with 3?

 

sometimes, are yall mad at me?

 

NoW you make it sound like we are dating

 

haha!!!!!!!! I cant remember who looks like what or really who the heck is who cause we dont use REAL personal profile pics!!!!!!!!!!!

 

The one corey posted 10 pages back was pretty accurate lol

 

If you took that picture to a meet. You should be able to identify everyone in that picture lol