South Carolina BS thread under new MANAGEMENT and lives in SC

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Hilarious!

 

Professional looking tape job.

 

when mine brakes im going to the one piece back glass

 

true

 

This is very true...I went to the Ford dealership in town, wanted to test drive the new 5.0 mustang when the 2015 came out. When I told the salesman I wanted the manual he said he would have to get another salesman to help him pull the car out of the parking space because he didn't know how to drive a manual haha. I was like.......really.

 

mee too. stock size michelin highway jobbers or something, and some nice offroad tars

 

Haha absolutely. That still isn't as bad as when I first went to drive the new 3rd gen Tacoma....told the salesman I had to have a 4x4...he pulls up in a TRD sport 4x2. I played along and looked at the truck. When we went to test drive it I said..."so this is 4 wheel drive?" He said Yeah here's the 4 wheel drive button...(pointed to the traction control switch) NAILED IT! Haha.

I laughed inside and politely told the gentleman that we were in a 2 wheel drive. He was very embarrassed and apologetic that he was told by his coworkers that the button with the two tire marks behind it was the 4 wheel drive button.

Felt kinda bad for him really. Seems the coworkers took advantage of his lack of knowledge.

 

he needs a new line of work

 

Yeah...I could see him looking for the "sky hooks" on construction sites, buckets of "steam" in restaurants, and hose stretchers at the fire department. Lol

 

left handed shovels too

 

the old armstrong backhoe lol, I said what? he said go get that shovel and dig a hole right here

 

Haha, I'll have to say...my first job was as the dishwasher for Joes ice cream parlor in easley...first night on the job the cook asked me (in the middle of the dinner rush) to go to the freezer and get a box of steam out of the freezer.

Yes I went and looked for it....then realized I was an idiot. Haha.