Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

And while he's standing in a moving vehicle...

 

At least the cars last longer than Browns coaches and players do.

 

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...^^^... That guy potentially saved a "cooked-off round" from taking them all out.

 

I had to extract a MK19 (automatic grenade launcher) Miss fire, your butt hole puckers up quite a bit when a grenade falls back into your hands.

 

That dude rides around in a tank because nothing else can handle the weight of his massive testicles.

 

That guys favorite album:

 

Ohio is the butthole of America.

 

He really didn't have a choice on his actions. The big saver, is that he didn't panic!! That's where training kicks in.

With that said, I've never worked with mortars, but I'm sure they practice emergency drills on a regular basis.

Another note, did they f'k up and exceed firing restrictions and allow that tube to overheat?

 

Home of the Fuckeyes!

 

Buck the Fuckeyes!

 

Wouldn't that make Indiana the Taint?

 

Reminds me of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3dtJRBlQrY

 

That's most likely what happen. And also the accelerant caught fire because those things are highly combustible.

 

THIS IS AWESOME!! I just sent it to an Auburn alumni and he shat himself. OUTSTANDING!!






To be fair, Auburnites aren't known for their continence.

 

Is it true that we are at defcon 3 right now?

 

apparently so...

http://www.defconwarningsystem.com/

 

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DEFCON WARNING SYSTEM
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ALERT STATUS: YELLOW
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This is the DEFCON Warning System. Alert status for 8 P.M., Thursday, October 13th, 2016. Condition code is Yellow. DEFCON 3.

Tensions between Russia and the United States have reached levels beyond the cold war in the recent week.

The situation between Russia and the United States is extremely fluid at the moment. In all likelihood as dynamic as at times during the Cuban Missile Crisis of 1962. Mainstream media has taken a very serious tone concerning the change from diplomatic to military options between NATO and Russia. CNN stated, “It's not a new Cold War. It's not even a deep chill. It's an outright conflict.” On October 10th Former Soviet Premier Gorbachev is quoted as saying, “I think the world has reached a dangerous point.”

There are signs of a potential growing large scale conflict in nearly every geopolitical hotspot including Syria, Yemen, Ukraine, and the Philippines. Syria is seen as one of the trigger points to the renewed tensions between the United States and Russia. The United States has also accused Russia of a cyberattack and meddling with the US Presidential Election. White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest promised on Tuesday that the U.S. would deliver a “proportional” response to Russia’s alleged hacking of American computer systems. The US and Britain are also expected to weigh into Syrian military options on Friday. This could increase tensions between the two superpowers to a greater extent.

Moreover, Houthi rebels on the South Coast of Yemen fired one anti-ship missile at the U.S.S. Mason on Sunday, and another on Wednesday. The Pentagon responded by firing 5 TLAM missiles at radar stations inside Yemen. Around this same time, Iran dispatched a fleet of ships to the area. The U.S.S. Eisenhower Carrier Strike Group has also been dispatched to the area.

At this time, the DEFCON Warning System feels that an increase to DEFCON 3 would be a prudent move. The situation is currently fluid with diplomatic ties strained and military threats coming from both sides. Russian media is reportedly telling its citizens to prepare for nuclear war. Russia has recently conducted civil defense drills and completed inspections of underground areas to house government officials and some civilians in the event of nuclear war. This is a very sensitive situation which has the potential to spiral out of control. It is recommended that all citizens learn the steps to be taken in the event of nuclear war. We will continue to bring updated information as we receive it.

The DEFCON Warning System is an analytical reporting organization which focuses on nuclear threats against the United States and offers an alert code to the public based on current events. It is not affiliated with any government agency and does not represent the alert status of any military branch. The public should make their own evaluations and not rely on the DEFCON Warning System for any strategic planning. At all times, citizens are urged to learn what steps to take in the event of a nuclear attack.

If this had been an actual attack, the DEFCON Warning System will give radiation readings for areas that are reported to it. Your readings will vary. Official news sources will have radiation readings for your area.

For immediate updates, go to http://www.defconwarningsystem.com

 

Hmmm........

As a DoD Contractor, I've seen nothing official. Nor can I confirm or deny that I've seen nothing official..........