Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Throw pumpkin at her door

 

i couldnt even smell it yet i was just sneezing. she came in and started appologizing

 

Next time fall on the floor gasping for air

 

i should have

 

That would have been hilarious! Then you have to tell then it burns! Like peper spray

 

she felt really bad. I was sneezing for like 5 min. she said "im throwing it away!! im sorry"

 

You staying for the weekend? Or is this or day trip kinda thing

 

Damn FJ people this morning. Parked all stupid in front of the door to the office next to me, which also puts them in front of us.

 

Easy, just park in the space in front of it. Then hope someone parks behind it

 

It's a woman and she practices some kind of hippie voodoo medicine next door. If I got near that thing I would probably end up smelling like sadness and patchouli.

 

Beat her with your uggs and strangle her with your parka.

 

I want tacos.

 

Would do a lot for some rn

 

A. Lot.

 

was going to say thats not close enough. But voodoo? ? Stay away!

 

I could have parked a little closer but I figured she would probably end up hitting the Runner trying to move if I did.