New England B.S. Thread

I can run a chain saw but that's about the extent of my abilities. I can generally drop a tree in the desired direction, but I'm a far cry from an expert.

I used A1 Tree Service a couple years back and they were awesome. They were cheap compared to the other quotes I got, professional and fully insured. This was a couple years ago but they were good.

 

I'll have to post a pic later but got jabbed with the tattoo needle haha. Got some of the coloring done on this one:

 

I can run a saw and can generally drop 'em where I want them, but this one already has a wicked lean toward the house. I'd rather let someone who's insured for that sort of problem handle it if I can't piece it from the top down.

Silver maple at the end of the driveway. Thing has been a pain in my side for a couple of years now, it needs to go.

 

Nice! I love tats!

 

I had them drop a monster that was between my house, my garage was behind it, the neighbor's house and it had electric lines coming from the road going to both mine and my neighbor's houses. They came in with a boom truck and dropped it in pieces, chipped the limbs and i asked for them to leave anything that could be burned for firewood in 6' sticks. They left the larger stump pieces in much smaller lengths even though I didn't ask for it but it turned out to be a savior.

 

My 3rd. That pic is a year ago almost to the day, 2.5 hours.

Got the color done from the waist up of the demon. Next is the lava pool, scroll on top, and purple flames.

 

That is classy. At least she was drinking wine from a glass not pounding down PBR from a funnel

 

reminding me i want to get another tat so bad but can't figure out a spot. i might just go see my artist and see what he recommends

 

Open bottle of wine in the cup holder so she's actually closer to PBR from a funnel than sipping wine from a glass.

 

I fail to see the issue with PBR via a funnel... it could be worse tho... https://www.howardstern.com/news/20...pound-model-who-wants-be-fattest-woman-world/

 

Oh my bad. I thought I read glass of wine


Come to think of it. She's is classy. The wine was in a bottle not in a box!

 

Can't view it hear at work but just by the title THIS one sounds classy

 

Highlights from the article "Monica is funnel-fed by her boyfriend in order to someday become completely immobile"

about her and her boyfriend..."It's a sexual fantasy for us and we talk about it a lot," Monica said. "He already has to help me get off the sofa and get me out of bed." She also confessed to being able to get off just by having her belly button rubbed."

lastly,but most certainly not least..."Before her boyfriend, Monica was photographed by her teenage stepbrother Joseph.

 

how do they find her belly button

 

poke around until it makes a noise

 

When she dies from a heart attack, goal achieved, right?

 

as the old saying goes: find what you love and let it kill you

 

My arm was itchy for a while. I was supposed to get this colored after Jan 1 but didn't because house projects suck.

What about a samurai committing seppuku?

Look up Flotsam and Jetsam's "No Place for Disgrace" for a good pic of that.