Halloween plans and Off Road plans.

Perhaps try independently clingy.

 

I've bought many PBR kegs. I'm not really a fan of "good" beer most of the time.

As far as independent/ clingy... Who are we to point fingers? I've been guilty of both numerous times, not always in different relationships either. We're all fucking bat shit crazy. The good news is that crazy is like ice cream, it's available in may flavors - some of those go well together, some shouldn't be put in the same bowl/ cone. Very rarely you find that amazing combination (like a mint/ Oreo Blizzard with Reese's peanut butter cups at DQ). Most of the time people just settle for the Chocolate chip cookie dough, which is good enough but might not be the stuff dreams are made of.

 

And I choose to go beardless, for the record.

 

Mmmmmm mint/Oreo blizzard.

 

I have to bowl tonight. I should dress up as the dude or Ernie McKracken and go to my bowling league.

 

I entirely disagree. Independent and Clingy can both be signs of Adult Attachment Disorders. There is a middle ground.

Personally, I like independent/strong women. But - when they are so extreme that they resent being wanted, think you're trying to control them, etc... that's where there's a problem.

 

Please take pics of 200 people dressed as The Dude or Ernie McKracken.

But you have other options.

Dig deeper.

 

It's all a bunch of old fuckers and no one will dress up. I would literally be the only one if I did.

 

Thinking about being an asshole. Considering putting an old tv on the front porch hooked to a motion detector. That way when kids walk up, it turns on (maybe have the picture of the girl from The Ring paused on DVD) when they get to the front door.

 

Ooooohhhh no my friend. No it is not.

I think I still have viruses form the UG.

 

BUT I THOUGHT ALL THOSE FLUIDS ON THE KEYBOARD WERE ONLY MINE!

Wait, what thread is this again?

 

What if the keyboard has bacon grease on it.... ? You know, from his fingers, after eating fist fulls of bacon?