Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

i didn't watch the video yet

 

Dick

 

Damn, a bit more work and you could deadlift me.

In the real world though, those big girls better watch out, you're ready for them.

 

Lol next time that chick doesn't understand , I think it's your time to go....

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @Large

 

No need for a drink, just provide him another soul.

 

I was never big on birthdays. even when I was a kid. never cared for it

 

I am the same

 

I don't have any of those just layin' around...

 

Your's will have to do then.

 

I feEl the same ay with holidays also.

 

Christmas is the only one I like.

 

Congratulations on breaking your record of the consecutive number of days you've been alive, @Large.

 

Don't like that either

 

Think he almost died twice in 3 years lol

 

Lol a boat will be no good if you can't stop when putting it in the water...Unless you got "Boats N' Hose"(<~trying to be sensitive lol) and your Oscar Meyer can float.

 

But there is a plan. Start the boat motor before you back down, then as soon as the prop touches the water, gun it to stop the truck.