Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

I was already closed when he camE by. couldn't get him in the basement with the same trick I got you

 

Kolache baited, gets me every time......

 

I get my kolache's from a drive thru, much lower chance of getting thrown in the basement.

 

Unless the nails in the drive thru gives you a flat... then you have to get out

 

Well, aren't you just proud of being smarter than me...

 

To be fair you could probably catch Dennis by putting a Budweiser underneath a box propped up with a stick.

 

You can grab the guy from AAA

 

Why all of the extra work?

 

Maybe if it was the weekend

 

I don't have a basement to lure him into.

 

What kind of kidnapper doesn't have a basement?

 

I haven't gone pro yet.

 

You'll get there soon. I believe in you!

 

True. just a case of beer sitting in the middle of the hot parking lot will do. I'll come save it!

 

I make it rain on my girls

 

I make it hail

 

I just come in like a squall line, quick and easy. But its an all out blowout for a short time

 

Cash, kidnapping, alcohol, shady "doughnut" shops, nuts...

Inb4FBI