Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Mornin' you filthy animals.

 

In all fairness, this donut smell doesn't wash off!

 

"Girl I swear he smelled just like a glazed donut!"

 

That smell is acceptable,,, it's all the others you have that need some work.

 

I've done that before (different brand) so heartbreaking when you get all the way home and pull one out

 

BOOBIE PUNCHER!!!!

 

Should see the people in the gun follow me around

 

Indeed it was. had to constantly walk back to the cooler

 

Duh! You're pointing a gun at them, what do you expect?

 

I was about to say I wouldn't follow Dennis with a gun. If you don't know that's asking for troulbe then you deserve whatever is about to happen.

Also, speaking of guns I just spent the first 45 minutes of the day essentially doing a demo of my new pistol for my boss. He's just getting into shooting and practicing so he can take his CHL and is trying to find a gun/caliber. It was...interesting. He tried holding the pistol like a rifle and I was like "Okay...we've got some work to do..."

 

Right into the basement ! Lurkin needs a friend down there

 

there's no hope for him, move on

 

Damn, now I need to put my underwear on.....

 

He doesn't need friends...that's how escape plans get made.

 

stupid time change! I should be closing already

 

Way to out the plan!

Damn snitches.....

 

You should just ask for an extraction...since you obviously have the wifi password.