New England B.S. Thread

Absolutely!

 

Meany years ago I was on the voting committee for the town I live in. there can't be any political signs with in a certain distance from the voting place. Committee members could not wear any political clothing. I don't remember anything about people voting, not being able to wear a hat or shirt with a political statement on it

 

But the real question is: Can you take a selfie in the booth while voting with your firearm?

 

No selfies in the voting booth! Just like no sex in the champagne room.

 

And no fighting in the war room!

 

I voted this morning. I feel dirty and ashamed, but the deed is done.

 

Like being with a hoe?

 

Exactly

 

Just voted. It really helps when your polling place is two doors down! I just waited for the line to die down and was in and out in 10 min.

 

Hmmm.... dirty, ashamed, ho, in & out...

 

I know, it all sounds good, but it isn't.

 

Same question here; anybody able to help a guy out? Southern ME/Southern NH area.

 

Bathroom break. Hate it when my damn feet fall asleep from taking too long of a dump. Need to get facilities to buy some squatty pottys so I can browse the interwebz in comfort while dropping the kids off at the pool.

 

Howard Stern always talks about those things. Trying to get the wife to buy me one as a gift... still waiting. Going to have to get it my damn self. Women. PFT.

 

You guys are spending too much time on the toilet. Eat more fiber.

 

LOL

I'll be honest. Mine is quick and easy. I use toilet time as a getaway from the wife and kids for a bit.

EDIT: And I don't shit at work. Unless it's a do or die emergency.

 

I do easy quite a bit if fiber, mostly broccoli/ brussels sprouts/ carrots. Also drink a lot of coffee. That being said I like to take my time and relax on the can, especially at work.

 

Seriously, it's basically free money though

 

^^X2. My employer (won't say the name but it's a very, very large corporation) recently did away with the liners and replaced them with sanitizer gel that they expect you to use with TP prior to 'sitting'. Why? Official reason given at an all hands meeting was cost savings... The shitters are cleaner at the local TA then this place...

 

Nasty