New England B.S. Thread

Beam...

 

No need, I have wood already

 

2x4! Nailed it

 

Wow, someone tell her the turkey is done

 

^^^ Nobody except you cares about that!

 

Strange looking hammers.

Looks like something Alex would use.

 

Rant:
I have an injured foot and I'm hobbling around stop and shop, and all these pricks are trying to push in front of me, or making me walk around them, not giving me any room. I hate people so much. One dude walked right up to me, no one to my left, and stopped and made me walk around him. I dropped a bunch of f bombs on front of his kid

 

Just act like you have tourettes. When you tell him or his kids to fuck off and he goes "excuse me" just say "sorry i have touretts syndrome and a club foot you fucking bag of smashed assholes" Make sure you tilt your head and smile. Classic as long as you dont need to see them all the time.

 

Haha yes good call

 

For some reason I keep trying to visualize this and....I just can't.

What does a bag of smashed assholes look like?

 

Evening all. Been watching this thread for awhile and thought I would finally introduce myself. Another transplanted southerner living here in RI. Going on 16 years above the Mason-Dixon line now. New to owning a Tacoma but enjoyed learning about it from TW and all the people on here. So.....Hi y'all.

 

Howdy and welcome

 

Welcome David

Since you jumped in at a weird moment....What are your thoughts on smashed assholes in a bag?

 

Well......If they're smashed, I'd probably return them and ask for whole ones. But being around whole assholes tends to annoy me. Guess that's why I have a hard time with some people up here

 

Maybe some people like them smashed....

 

And some like to do the smashing..

 

Is it the same if you're smashed or in the bag and still an asshole? or is that a completely different subject?

 

Or if it is a bucket instead of a bag..