*CLOSED* TacomaWorld Secret Santa 2016!!!

WRONG!!!!!! It is available in MA, NY, PA, bla bla bla

 

Why not just stretch it out to 8 and call it
https://youtu.be/Rd1Pyu9_rxo

 

Holy, geebus

 

Is it too late to sign up?

 

4. It is. My bar serves it but I don't drink

 

Obviously weren't looking forward to it enough, because you missed it

1. It's in the North East.
2. Duh
3. It's a shithole, but it's my New England shithole for the time being.
4. I used to sell it when I lived in MA.
5. Fight me

 

To people west of the Mississippi river all of you east of it are "New England."

 

Anything west of Texas is "East California."

 

LADY PARTS!

 

Anybody from outside of Maine is 'from Away'

 

I only know three things about Maine, and all from Trivia Crack and my grandmother.
1. Only state to border only one other state.
2. Stephen King
3. Y'all got a BIG ASS CAT named after you.

 

That's ok, my knowledge of Texas consists of

1) Alamo
2) Y'all
3) Football is life but the team named after the state sucks.

 

And if you live in NE, you go down to NH, you go down to ME, you go down to VT.

 

1. Steak is life.
2. Heart disease is the official state ailment. (refer to 1)
3. Home of the Tundra, the only fullsize pickup made start to finish in the U.S.

 

Mmmmmm, steak...URK!

 

But upta camp.

 

My F150 was built in Dearborn, start to finish...

 

as someone from ny i take offence to this

 

We know. Let me get you a safety pin to add to your gift package.