Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

sweet, just roll them all down when the cop walks up to give you a tint ticket

 

He's trying to pull a Carolina bro theme.

 

Make sure to take pics of your truck diagonally.

 

Orrrr just tell the officer to write the ticket and when he asks you to sign it , write "yolo douchebag"

 

Y'all are lame. Y'all do illegal shit daily too lol. I'm just trying to find a good tint shop.

 

bwhahahaaha its so fun fucking with you kale

 

Fuckers be like "ohemgee sweet viper Dylan ! I bet you don't ever break the speed limit or use excessive acceleration in it!"

Then"oh you want 5% tint? You're fucking stupid. You're gonna get a ticket"

Ho-mos

 

lol

 

All comes back to this ^^^^, if you weren't so much fun, it would die pretty quick,,, but you are, so it doesn't.

 

pretty much sums it up

 

I've not had to put tint on a vehicle in quite some time but Dylan's dealership has an accessories section that did a good job on his 4Runner and its ridiculously dark I feel. Maybe see if his excessively accelerated ass can get you taken care of.

 

This ain't shit compared to the trash we talk at work lol.

Hmmm might shoot him a text! Thank ya!

 

I know someone...

 

9 notifications... you gonna buy me dinner after stalkin me like that?

 

Don't flatter yourself . it'd just jon

 

I gavE you one job today! ! one !

 

What was it?

 

How much $$$? $200-$250?