New Girl

So, i asked my girl out today when we were both on break @ work. shes the most amazing girl that i've dated. I need advise on how not to loose her...

 

She is always right, therefor you are always wrong

 

sounds gay as hell, but play it cool man, you got up the balls to ask her out, and she said yes....don't smother her, but don't ignore her, kinda has to be that happy medium.

If you can make her laugh, you can....well, you know the rest

 

x2

 

dont make the mistake of spending alot of money on her, some girls are out there to use you. actually all girls are

 

haha aint that true, when she is mad no matter what the hell happened if she happened to cut your balls off, just remember its your fault and just say "its ok baby your right im sorry i was a jackass".

but really just think about ish before you say somethin stupid and make sure you NEVER STOP making her FEEL WANTED and PRETTY, thats a biggy if you do that and a few other little things she will be happen and you will be too

 

thats true too dont let her take advantage just cuz she is a girl! they wanted equal rights let her pay for stuff every once and a while.

 

dont be a closet homosexual.

 

Don't show her your brain power by not being able to spell a first grade word like "lose".

 

lol.

 

I R doctor

 

Don't stick your dick in somebody else's hole.

 

it's all about communication. The lack of it will cripple your relationship in a hurry. Not sure how long you want it to last, but if she likes you and vice versa, then it'll all pan out. Truth is instead of asking all of us for our input, ask her. She knows what she wants out of you better than us telling you what we think will work. But, in using us, you'll at least have a scapegoat.

 

^^^ X2
Not to be the optimist here (insert sarcasm), but...
Dating a co-worker. It never seems to work out. Then it gets weird after the breakup.
Good luck though. You're young. If it don't work out, move on and you'll find someone else.

 

#1 give her the good dick. #2 never shit where you eat #3.my motto of happy wife happy life applies to dating as well. #4 if your going to smash another girl,dont get caught

 

Best post ever!!!

 

G t l

 

Don't smash any other girl.. It really isn't worth it.

 

Remember.... all women are bat-shit crazy.