Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Small town problems.
It take me 15 to 20 mins to get to the freeway. pearland use to be small. but all these city fuckers are moving in.
Ever honk the horn at someone waiting for the stop sign to turn green?? I have!

 

Would smashung it down with a hammer work?

 

Lol, not in this case hahaha!!!

 

i live 20 miles from work.. some days it takes 35 min.. some days it takes 50..

 

Ya, population up here has grown immensely after Rita, Katrina and Ike. It doesn't help that I have about 12 traffic lights between here and the house

 

Ive got 3 lights lol, never ever even see another vehicle otw to work. Pretty nice

 

F U

 

Lol there is only one real stop light I have to stop at. the other ones are right turns.

 

Health inspector finally came in today. waited on her for 2 months now. I didn't have anything wrong with the shop. but she did give me a written warning this time for not havin a cover on my display case.. she said it stops dust and bugs from going inside. asked her what kind of material am I suppose to use?? she said anything! glass, plexiglass, window screen.. or CLOTH....? Wtf? doesn't cloth hold more dust than anything? lol dumb bitch. Guess im going to court!

 

Have you knocked it out to see if it's stripped?

 

Yeah - the tinniest teeth ive ever seen. Its just stripped enough it wouldnt hold

 

"employees" aka dennis

 

The biggest surprise is not the distance, but that the Jeep makes a 40 mile daily commute.

We know da Momma runs that place.

 

Use screen or cloth that can be rolled up, or rolled down (when needed, winky, winky).

 

its really starting to take a toll on the jeep :[

 

Need to get that MC license and get possession of that little Honda.

 

I have my MC license.. I just need to fix the bike.. but i think i'd be too scared to drive to/from work in the dark down either I45 or 146..

 

Ah, didn't know you took the course, good work. You go early, 146 shouldn't be bad, 45 might be, if you can't maintain 65mph. I rode a scooter to work a few times over 610 south, wasn't bad, but was close to top speed, so not much headroom to get out of anything bad. Some level of fear is good on a bike, keeps you aware and paying attention.