Work Restroom Etiquette

If I were a candidate for that company and I saw those signs, I'd walk out. First two thoughts that would come to mind would be what kind of operations are they running and what kind of mentally disabled fuckers are they hiring.

But I know you're right about IT folks. Some are quite normal. Others are... Something else.

 

Gonna post a sign tomorrow at work for giggles.

 

Pic or it didn't happen.

 

"Hiding" his addiction from those around him. Knew a guy who'd been that size before getting a bypass and counseling; apparently much of that is addiction based and the counseling was in part to help avoid transferring his addiction to something else. Sad in a way.

 

funny shit in here

 

I guess that's why you get that gentle breeze....

 

I bet the outside handle is cleaner than the inside handle....

 

My first job was in an office years, years ago... I had an office mate from Russia or Ukraine and we always had a cold, office-like relationship. He never really joked about anything, he was all-business, but a good guy though.

Management had a meeting room just outside our office and they would have a 9am meeting every day which was disruptive to us due to their elevated voices and them moving chairs on the tiled floor.

There was a bathroom just beside the conference room, that could not be used covertly. I noticed my office mate would leave our office shortly before the meeting each morning and disappear for about 20 minutes. I just assumed the noise from the meetings irritated him, so he was leaving to escape the distraction.

One day he came back into the office with a weird smirk on his face, and I heard our production Superintendent say in his southern accent "GOD GAWD, WHAT IS THAYT SMEYLL??? My office mate looked over at me and said (sic) "Meetings adjourn". We started laughing so hard I was seeing stars... I had never heard my office mate laugh or really even show any emotion before that.

The whole time, he had been taking violent ones just before the management meeting so they would keep it brief... Brilliant guy, just brilliant.

 

Way to drop one for the team!

 

Need a level IV bio hazard isolation suit to handle that nasty sob.

I think there are valuable lessons to be learned from here.

 

This is one of the ones I was thinking of... http://www.slideshare.net/Bauer/house-keeping-gone-wrong

 

Shite!!

 

Now I'll say we dont keep our house spotless...but I keep everything in working order !

 

I have always wondered why/how so much urine ends up on the floor in front of urinals and I just had a realization while seeing someone walk out of our work restroom. It's all the fat fucks that can't see their dicks doing it. If they can't see it, how can they aim it.

 

Damn, I was wondering what this is. I work for a trade/technology school and see these piles/nests of toilet paper in the corner and always wondered WTF is that?

 

that same person prob wont wash his hands either..