New England B.S. Thread

Hey, you told me the camera was off...

 

Today, I got to see karma in action. There's a guy that drives the same route home as me every day from the industrial park to a highway about 10 miles away (Cheshire to Rt 8 in Naugatuck) in his Nissan Maurano with limo black windows and a San Juan vanity plate on the front. He tailgates every car he's behind. Sometimes he's behind me, other times he's in front - but I tend to see him 3 out of 5 days a week. So we get to a traffic light to get onto the highway and there's a line of traffic with a left turn lane starting about 10-15 cars ahead. Two blacked out police cars (Explorers) have evidently just finished up responding to a call and are in a driveway right near the intersection across the street. So this dufus drives up the wrong side of the state road and the light turns red before he gets to the intersection. Officer turns his lights on to pull out, then turns them off and pulls up behind him. I'm sure the guy was nervous but happy the lights were turned off. Light turns green, they go through the intersection and don't you know the officer turns on the lights again and pulls him over. I had such a good laugh as today he rode my rear bumper the entire 10 miles. Not like I could go any faster as there's was line of traffic with a bunch of cars in front of me. I'm sure, tomorrow, he'll be back at it.

 

That's what they all say

 

Karma IS a bitch for sure.

 

Years ago I was trying to turn into a gas station with Cupcake's Rav4. Some douchefuck in a Prius cut me off and pulled up to the last pump. As I waited behind him, the guy at the first pump backed right into him and his front end was sufficiently FUBAR. Haha! Suck it buddy!

Freezing cold as it was, I rolled the window all the way down and howled laughing for a good minute plus. I even pointed at him so it was very clear what I found so funny. He glared at me and I got out and said "maybe you shouldn't have cut me off you scumdouche..now get back in your shitbox before this fat fuck really ruins your night"

Especially good since her ride had just come out of the body shop..

 

totally random and weird stuff I got a sales email thing from a marine type place selling FLIR thermal night vision monoculars/cameras for $600. I was pretty excited as I could use that on the boat, at work and because its super cool and I played with one at the boatshow and it was spectacular. Then I looked at the video and reality struck darn. They came out with a new one that has awful resolution. The one I wanted looked the same it still costs 2k damn...

 

I'm totally stealing 'scumdouche'.... it'll mix well with 'fuckbrick' 'asshat' and 'douchenozzle'

 

come hang out with me on a Tuesday night sometime..you'll hear a lot of new ones..

 

....what happens on tuesdays...

 

Must be drive around the neighborhood night.

 

For me, my league night..darts

 

I would probably swear a lot too..I suck at darts

 

Morning everybody. Last day at work for me until Tuesday & Dad's supposed to be discharged from the hospital tomorrow. Watch out for black ice down this way. There's a freezing fog in my neck of the woods. As they say it's slick as owl's shit in the driveway...

 

I have flir cameras on my house

 

Well it's good to see you Tim. You were never one to post very much and it's not like I hang around in AZ threads much so it was pretty cool seeing you post. So your liking it out there? That's cool. I'm sure I would like it out there right now too. Is it weird seeing all this X-Mas stuff with no snow in sight though? Lol. Anyways GL out there and hope all goes well, pop by in here any time

 

Yes we want to know what kind(s) you have, which ones are your favorites and why.... Details please!

 

X2. Consider it a public service announcement for your fellow male members...

 

X3 Since this is something rarely covered in consumer reports, enlighten us.

 

And a demonstration please? Seeing is believing... (vibrator, not guns)

 

Morning, fellow meat popsicles.

How goes the battle?