Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

I feel like Dennis has the capability, he just doesn't want to do this for us.

 

I still have not tried the donut burger so we need to team up for that because im pretty good with burgers and your donut skills are pretty good.

 

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I'll taste test this if need be since my eating skills are pretty good. I've got 30 years of experience if you need references.

 

Making me hungry again

 

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I assumed I would be hired and have placed you as "previous employer" on my resume. Expect phone calls, and I expect a glowing reference.

 

There's this place here that makes all their burgers on donuts.

My favorite one is called the "Double D's".
And has a fried egg and hot sauce and a shit load off dank stuff on it.

 

I like how they put that spinach on there like "This is healthy...see the spinach?"

 

all the bad stuff was in the middle of the donut, they cut it out lol

 

Called Gourdoughs on South Lamar

 

I just had some woman message me under a fake account on Facebook asking if I met her "husband" through online dating and was I his girlfriend. WTF. I've never actually even met this guy he just does work for the shop Dylan works for and used to play Battlefield with us on XBox.

 

Geeeze. dudes be skeemin

 

To be very honest I don't think they're actually married, but she did have a kid with him. Bitches be crazy.

 

Haha!!!

Wouldn't even respond

 

I mean I responded and told her the truth. I feel like not responding makes me unwittingly the "other woman" in her eyes and could cause me unwanted drama in the future.

 

Right on, probably did the right thing!

 

I like to deter crazy people when necessary since ammunition is still pretty expensive.