Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Morning all, I slept until after 8 , I feel like half the day is already over now

 

Can't link gifs with my phone

I would've if I could've. Off work today but the wife was up at 6. If I'm up first, I use my best ninja skills to let her sleep, she, on the other hand, starts turning on lights stomping around.

 

Scooter is on a level of his own cuz no one else wants to be there.

 

lazy fuck

 

dune that way to many times

 

Sound's like the basement level

 

I think I've done it the last time I'm going to

 

So, you can say something to her, and face the wrath, or you can be noisy as hell, and face the wrath.

 

That's fine. I'm probably going to do the renewal online anyway so as long as I get it before the end of the month I'm good.

 

Woman agreed I could order new wheels - NEXT YEAR!!!!!

Said awesome, we will compromise and I will order this year and install next year

​

 

It would pick up if you'd post what you are, or aren't, selling this week.

 

Delayed install,,, unexpected.

 

Maybe he's going to take bids on you this week?

 

I mean, who is to say what "delayed" actually means lol

 

I cannot be sold, I am conscripted to someone who truly "deserves" me.

 

Think I'm going the noisy AF option

 

RIP