Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

haha me too
today is my "old lady" cat shirt
the shape of the shirt is even wrong

 

tomorrows will be better than today and thursdays will be the lamest.. fridays is a sweater

 

I'll be the judge of that! I don't have any holiday themed clothing or even know where to buy something like that. Other than just the internet in general.

 

Hang onto that, and don't let it go!

 

It'll be cool if you can find one with santa killing a reindeer...

 

walmart, target, Amazon

i get to wear jeans if i have a holiday shirt on
and the santa hat means i dont have to brush my hair..

o.o wtf

 

Y'all got any spots open? Il do whatever lol just trying to find something that pays more than unemployment. Bout to get our ROFs pretty soon where I'm at currently

 

Now we know what Dennis uses to make those kolaches. Reindeer Santa knocked off!

 

They might have a position for lot lizards

 

Lol

 

He can use this to advertise.

 

Her old drug habits are haunting her

 

I was not in my right mind.

Must be.

 

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So just a few minutes ago as I was coming to work I saw this woman going the wrong way in a one way entrance to a parking lot(she used it as an exit despite the numerous DO NOT ENTER signs)and drove over the curb into the grass in her Acura TL. The frame came down on the curb so hard I could hear it inside the 4Runner over my music. Then she got all pissed off and was flipping out inside her car yelling at people driving by despite this being 100% her fault. She had plenty of room to exit even as people turned in(myself included)and not have to be anywhere near the curb. I was waiting for my breakfast thinking about the fact that I could probably yank her off the curb pretty easily but I decided against it since she was obviously crazy.