Funny Movie Quotes

Lets post up some funny movie quotes!!

The Ringer- "We went out for some ice cream. When the fuck did we get ice cream?'

Step Brothers- " I honestly thought that he was going to rape me, At one point he even said, Lets get it on."

Dumb and Dumber- " Our pets heads are falling off!!"


Haha i laugh every time.

 

Fast and Furious: The whole script

 

hahahahahaha

 

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"Dos thus have thou a mug of ale for me and me mate, for he hath been pitched in battle for a fortnight and has the king's thirst for the frosty brew dos thou might have for thus!"

Jim Carrey -Cable Guy

 

Scarface..."Say Hello to my Little friend"!!!

 

haha, good movie. Great actor

 

Blazzing Saddles
" Taggart: "LePetomaine Freeway"? Aw, what'll that asshole think of next?
[turns to the posse]
Taggart: Has anybody got a dime?
[henchmen grumble, search their pockets]
Taggart: Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!

 

"Shut that C*nts mought before I come over there and F*ck start her head!"--Way of the gun

Listen, strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power arrives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just cause some watery tart threw a sword at you. If I went round s...aying I was an emporer just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!!--Monty Pythons Holy grail

The Movie". They reach "now" in the movie.]
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.

 

Hey guys! Woah big gulps, huh? All right! . . . . . . . . . Welp, see ya later.

 

Best line of all time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM

 

Bill and Teds Execllent Adventure:
Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.

 

Perfect!

 

Ace Ventura et Detective
Dan Marino: Hey Ace, got anymore of that gum?
Ace Ventura: That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.

 

limes? what limes? - Fear and Lothing in Las Vegas

 

Blades of Glory
Jimmy: I see you got fat.
Chazz: I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot.

 

Ace Ventura When Nature Calls:

"And you must be the monopoly guy"

also the rest of the movie lol.

 

The Hangover

"you ready to let the DOGGS out!!!"

 

[Foster and Mac have pulled a man over for speeding and are deciding what game to play]
Mac: All right, how about "Cat Game?"
Foster: Cat Game? What's the record?
Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.
Foster: Ten? Starting right 'meow?'
[Mac laughs - they walk up to the car, and Foster taps on the driver side]
Larry Johnson: Sorry about the...
Foster: All right meow. (1) Hand over your license and registration.
[the man hands him his license]
Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow. (2)
[Mac ticks off two fingers]
Larry Johnson: Sorry.
[the man laughs a little]
Foster: Is there something funny here boy?
Larry Johnson: Oh, no.
Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?
[pause]
Foster: All right meow, (3) where were we?
Larry Johnson: Excuse me, are you saying meow?
Foster: Am I saying meow?
[Mac puts his hands up for the fourth one, but makes an "eehhh" facial expression, as he is considering the last one]
Larry Johnson: I thought...
Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, (4) do you know how fast you were going?
[man laughs]
Foster: Meow. (5) What is so damn funny?
Larry Johnson: I could have sworn you said meow.
Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?
[Mac is gut-busting laughing]
Foster: Am I drinking milk from a saucer?
[feigned anger]
Foster: Do you see me eating mice?
Foster: [Mac and the man are laughing their heads off now] You stop laughing right meow! (6)
Larry Johnson: [the man stops and swallows hard] Yes sir.
Foster: Meow, (7) I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. (8) It's the law.
[rips off the ticket and hands it to the man]
Foster: Not so funny meow, (9) is it?
Foster: [Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows] Meow! (10)